r/nottheonion • u/TheLostwandering • Mar 30 '22

site altered title after submission Australia prime minister Scott Morrison says renters should buy a house if they want rent relief

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r/nottheonion • u/ShelteringInStPaul • Dec 21 '21

site altered title after submission Convicted Arsonist Named Acting Fire Chief Of Illinois Fire Department

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r/nottheonion • u/Waru_ • Jan 03 '22

site altered title after submission Singer Omarion Speaks Out: 'I Am an Artist, Not a COVID Variant'

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r/nottheonion • u/QueerPoodle • Jan 28 '22

site altered title after submission Pittsburgh bridge collapses ahead of Biden's visit to talk about infrastructure

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r/nottheonion • u/Rakoor_11037 • Feb 21 '22

site altered title after submission Iranian prisoner dies of 'joy' after death penalty abolished

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r/nottheonion • u/turbo911gt3 • Jan 01 '22

site altered title after submission NHL: Ice will need to be heated, because outside temp will be too cold during Winter Classic.

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r/nottheonion • u/anon493705 • Jan 21 '22

site altered title after submission Mom threatens bringing loaded gun to Va. school over mask policy: 'See y'all on Monday'

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r/nottheonion • u/Jzerox8K • Dec 23 '21

site altered title after submission Professional Ham Sniffers In Spain Are Strained "To The Limit Of Human Possibility", Have To Sniff 800 Hams Per Day This Christmas Season

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r/nottheonion • u/bassilap • Nov 01 '21

site altered title after submission Florida school district punishes student who ciruclated a video, but not the white students who took and were in a video using the n-word while wearing a hood

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r/nottheonion • u/km4777a • Oct 27 '21

site altered title after submission Ecuadorian navy sail-powered ship captures submarine.

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r/nottheonion • u/photonmarchrhopi • Dec 11 '19

site altered title after submission Blood of Poor Americans Now Comprises 2% of Total US Exports

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r/nottheonion • u/LysDesTenebres • Nov 26 '20

site altered title after submission Fucking canceled: Austrian town decides to change its name

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r/nottheonion • u/YoVoldysGoneMoldy • Dec 30 '17

site altered title after submission Utah teacher fired after showing students classical paintings which contained nudity

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r/nottheonion • u/hisglasses55 • Apr 11 '17

site altered title after submission 'Even Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weapons', says Spicer of Syria attack

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r/nottheonion • u/disasterbenz • Mar 13 '17

site altered title after submission Kellyanne Conway suggests Barack Obama was spying on Donald Trump through a microwave

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r/nottheonion • u/GotAnyMoreOfThem • Aug 08 '18

site altered title after submission Man grieved at wrong grave for 30 years due to misplaced headstone

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r/nottheonion • u/Ninjitsumter • May 18 '17

site altered title after submission Student with ADHD receives award for "Most Likely to Not Pay Attention"

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r/nottheonion • u/TheManAboutTown • Feb 06 '17

site altered title after submission Lady Gaga's super bowl halftime performance was actually a Satanic ritual, say the Alt-Right

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r/nottheonion • u/guiltyofnothing • Sep 22 '16

site altered title after submission A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama

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r/nottheonion • u/-memeking- • Feb 06 '21

site altered title after submission Wallet lost in Antarctica turns up in California 53 years later

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r/nottheonion • u/Aschebescher • Mar 12 '17

site altered title after submission Turkey's Erdogan says Netherlands acting like a 'banana republic'

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r/nottheonion • u/beofotch • Nov 22 '14

site altered title after submission Students Are Tweeting Thanks to Michelle Obama With Pics Of Gross Cafeteria Food

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r/nottheonion • u/pheasant-plucker • Oct 03 '19

site altered title after submission Protesters 'lose control of fake blood hose'

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r/nottheonion • u/Somali_Pir8 • Jul 18 '15

site altered title after submission Trump slams McCain for being ‘captured’ in Vietnam

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r/nottheonion • u/WildAnimus • Jul 08 '15

site altered title after submission Trump: 'I'll win the Latino vote'

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