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Cyberpunk developers ask players to please stop having sex with Keanu Reeves

https://news.avclub.com/cyberpunk-developers-ask-players-to-please-stop-having-1846147154
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u/bright_shiny_objects Jan 28 '21

They had to have known this would happen.

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u/bellendhunter Jan 28 '21

Maybe this story is a publicity stunt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Like everything else with this game. Remember genital costumization?

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u/Azitik Jan 28 '21

You can totally customize it! And it's soooo deep, with 4 whole options. smol PP, big PP, vagene or Ken doll.

That must've taken some next generation, futuristic styled, prescient thought processes to come up with. It's totally not a shallow addition to sell more copies based on banal social issues, like the bulk of the game.

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u/BloomEPU Jan 28 '21

hey you can also be cut or uncut, but one of them glitches through your pants.

And if you pick the "wrong" genitals (penis on female v or vice versa) the sex scenes apparently very clearly were not programmed with that in mind.

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u/JoeMamaAndThePapas Jan 28 '21

And if you pick the "wrong" genitals (penis on female v or vice versa) the sex scenes apparently very clearly were not programmed with that in mind.

That's disappointing. How could they not see that coming from us, if they gave us the option? Some of us are a bunch of degenerates into Futa stuff.

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u/Sprinklypoo Jan 28 '21

My person, no matter what you're into, if you're not hurting anyone, I'm not going to refer to you as a "degenerate". Just you be you.

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u/trm101 Jan 28 '21

No ones catering to the “futa” loving crowd. It’s honestly astonishing you’d see female V with a penis in that light before you would see that it’s making trans women everywhere happy. You’re just straight up disrespectful.

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u/JoeMamaAndThePapas Jan 28 '21

I'm not being disrespectful I thought. I'm not trans, so I merely saw it a woman with a penis. The game doesn't even do that. If you chose female V, it assumes that only. Based on what the other guy said, the gameplay does treat it as an afterthought. If anything, that's the disrespectful part.

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u/neobio2230 Jan 28 '21

I mean the whole prospect was you got to pick whatever size you wanted like it had a goddamn slider. Was anything they'd said about this game accurate aside from the name? I feel like they're going to announce the real name of the game is cyberpunk 2063 at some point soon.

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u/ZaptosDJ Feb 01 '21 Silver

Yeah, and know remember Saints Row series

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u/CA_Orange Jan 28 '21

Any genital customization is a lot of genital customization. No mainstream game has done that. The peak options before this was body shape customization, simple breast size customization, or DoAs boob jiggle customization.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21 edited May 26 '21

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u/CA_Orange Jan 29 '21

I've been wrong, twice, now. Apparently, I don't play as many games as I think. Before this, I thought BMX XXX was the closest game to actual nudity....

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u/Sprinklypoo Jan 28 '21

Yeah. It's a game that gives a few options and has full nudity. If they had just stopped there, it still would have been ahead of the curve. Instead they had to pull the dreaded "over promise and under develop". I mean, I don't even give any shits about genital customization, but it's really annoying if your developers lie to you about anything...

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u/jonnybravo_14 Jan 28 '21

The Cyberpunk RPG had a Mr. Studd(TM) sexual implant you could get, so picking your size was already baked into character customization for the game. It even had a Midnight Lady variant, which we could only assume was a robo-vagene, OPEN THE IRIS attachment. I always wanted to attach five Mr. Studds to the five-port optical eye rack mount (think Tri-clops from He-man, but with dicks) and spin them around to fly like a helicopter, but my DM never went for it. I would buy Cyberpunk 2077 in a heartbeat for this mod alone.

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u/GrnPlesioth Jan 29 '21

Still wondering where the labia options are

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u/hendo4short Jan 28 '21

Wait.... what?

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u/KarateKid917 Jan 28 '21

Yes. You can select to have a big dick or a small dick. The big one has a tendency to bug out and clip through people's pants

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21 edited May 26 '21

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u/ZaptosDJ Feb 01 '21

Yeah, but almost all cutscenes are in the first person view

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u/Borderpatrol1987 Jan 28 '21

Yeah, it give you four options and 3 beast size and I think 3 nipple options.

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u/Wolvierine Jan 28 '21

I'm not sure I trust in CDPR's ability in predicting future outcomes.

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u/DarkReign2011 Jan 28 '21

That's obvious just from this article. You don't ask the internet not to to do something. It's just going to push people to do it more, makes it multiple times wise, and glorify it through memes. Get ready for Keanu Reeves having sex with V, Keanu Reeves, the hairless cat, and even Brendan.

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u/Kiwi_theBirdFruit Jan 28 '21

What tells you it's not their real intention, in order to get people interested in cyberpunk?

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u/TezMono Jan 28 '21

Yup, was just thinking that. Granted, like a true redditor, I haven't read the article so I don't even know why they're claiming they want people to stop.

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u/TheGreatYoRpFiSh Jan 28 '21

this is the way

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u/todpolitik Jan 28 '21

I don't even know why they're claiming they want people to stop.

Because sexing virtual Keanu Reeves, in the privacy of your own home between just you and your game console, might hurt real Keanu Reeves feelings.

I'm not joking, that's the argument.

They have no issues whatsoever if you use their game to have sex with any of the other characters in the game.

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u/badtimebonerjokes Jan 28 '21

Funny thing is, i don’t see KR caring. I always saw him as the “if it makes you happy, do it” kind of guy. He even talks about how he’s already the subject of internet memes in interviews and stuff and kinda just laughs it off. Also, I too haven’t read the interview so maybe he did ask that the devs ask the consumers.

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u/todpolitik Jan 28 '21

Funny thing is, i don’t see KR caring.

I feel the same way. In fact, I would not be surprised to find out this "news" is just an advertisement.

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u/badtimebonerjokes Jan 28 '21

Marketing Stunt? Likely. The world has turned into the episode of South Park where you can’t distinguish between news and ads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21 edited May 26 '21

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u/todpolitik Jan 29 '21

Is it the same situation though? I have an issue with people sharing deepfakes, primarily because, well, they fool people into thinking they are real. If someone is making deepfakes for their own enjoyment, ain't nothing anyone can do about that. Ain't nothing anyone should do about that.

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u/badtimebonerjokes Jan 28 '21

Streisand effect

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u/rongvk83 Jan 28 '21

Possibly.. probably.. But that doesn't mean they had have to have had the foresight that a publication like Eurogamer would cast such a spotlight on it, necessitating them to publicly make a platform like NexusMods delete the mod.

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u/JackieChan_fan Jan 28 '21

They obviously gave the degenerates to much credit.

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u/SelectiveSanity Jan 28 '21

Considering the amount of glitches and bugs in this game after 8 years of development?

Probable not.

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u/sagevallant Jan 28 '21

It has 8 years development in the same way that Anthem had years of development. Actually making the game was like a quarter of that time.

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u/Kamakaziturtle Jan 28 '21

I mean in Cyberpunks case it strictly hasn't had 8 years of development time, development started in 2016. They were doing Witcher 3 stuff before that.

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u/Gurablashta Jan 28 '21

Players: "No, I don't think we will"

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u/IMovedYourCheese Jan 28 '21

Players ask Cyberpunk developers what exactly they expected to happen when they put Keanu Reeves in their game

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u/-d00z3r- Jan 28 '21

Wait, was that not the point of the game?

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jan 28 '21

Fuck it, returning this game.

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u/Ganorg Jan 28 '21

No. Didn’t you read the Article. You’re not supposed to fuck it

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u/_THE_asshole Jan 28 '21

....please stop them.

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u/JBaecker Jan 28 '21

Username....uhh....checks out?

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jan 28 '21

Urgh, wrong hole.

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u/mushu_beardie Jan 28 '21

This honestly sounds like one of The Onion's "American Voices." Bravo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

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u/metavektor Jan 28 '21

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/DoobQuestionMark Jan 28 '21

I may not agree with who dicks you down but I'd die for your right to choose

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u/YourTypicalBoss Jan 29 '21

Marquise de Sa—I mean Voltaire

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u/Lordsofexcellence Jan 28 '21

why don't they make a game that you just have sex with Keanu?

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u/despalicious Jan 28 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

They did. It’s called Cyberpunk 2077 and is available now at your favorite game retailer for just $60. Who do you think benefits from the hype surrounding these “discouraged” game mods, Barbra fuckin’ Streisand?

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u/Khufuu Jan 28 '21

o noo pls don't buy our game and use it to have sex with a fuckin' God, haha pls, don't, stop, don't stop. don't stop.

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

Well, if we can get the character model, then yes, we will be seeing fuckin' Barbra Streisand.

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u/iamnotexactlywhite Jan 28 '21

it's selling for 22€ at my local shops lmao

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u/LenTheListener Jan 28 '21

Babs is playing both sides so she always comes out on top.

That girl is gonna be a star.

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u/bilateralrope Jan 28 '21

I'm just waiting to see where the Streisand effect sends the Keanu model next.

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

Now I'm aware that a mod will at some point have Keanu dicking down Streisand, so there's that mental image.

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u/ironroad18 Jan 28 '21

unzips

Go on...

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

this DLC costs an additional $95 -EA

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u/tamarockstar Jan 28 '21

You can block all the mods you want CDPR, but you can't control who I think about when I masturbate. Winning.

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u/MinotaurGod Jan 28 '21

I mean.. one of the biggest things they marketed was the fact that you can customize genitalia, and the game had full nudity, yet they did absolutely nothing with it. Beyond the character creation scene, it meant dick all. It was a simply a ploy to drum up attention for the game. Now that people are doing something with it, they bitch? What is wrong with this company...

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u/TheReddestDuck Jan 28 '21

Going into the sex shop for the first time, seeing how detailed it was and all of the items, then realising they're literally useless junk. At least let me beat someone with a 10 inch dildo like gta or saints row did

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u/cuckinfasual Jan 28 '21

Thing is, you actually CAN beat someone with a 10 inch dildo once you find it (it's an iconic weapon). In my play through it was actually the strongest weapon I had for quite a long time

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u/TutelarSword Jan 28 '21

Not in every version of the game. Some countries got censored versions of the game which replaced this weapon with a generic electric baton (kinky).

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u/cuckinfasual Jan 28 '21

Oh wow! I didn't know about that... man, that must be weird in context to get an electric baton rather than a dildo, especially after that particular scene.

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u/TutelarSword Jan 28 '21

There is some really bizzaire censorship in Cyberpunk. In Japanese copies, many ads are "glitched" to obscure drugs, alcohol, or sexual things. Copies from the Middle East do not allow you to customize genitals at all, and sex scenes are removed.

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u/MeowManMeow Jan 28 '21

dick all

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u/_THE_asshole Jan 28 '21

Dick some.

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u/TheRealGarbanzo Jan 28 '21

Dick none

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u/gustomev Jan 28 '21

Dicksons: for all your cyber needs

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u/rongvk83 Jan 28 '21

You can do what you want sex-wise, they just don't want to get in trouble with the celebrities that were featured in the game and draw the line there.

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u/bsnimunf Jan 28 '21

No. Asking you not to do it will encourage you to do it which increases the amount of free marketing they get.

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u/GlobalIncident Jan 28 '21

Well the celebrities must have also realised this was going to happen. The laws on using people's likenesses are a bit fuzzy, but there's almost certainly nothing in them Reeves could use in this situation anyway, even assuming he wanted to.

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u/ginger_dreads Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

If it's not in their contract of what their image can be used for they [the celebrity] can sure the company for allowing it to happen. Which is why cdpr had to do something. They lost the "we didn't know about it" defence when the article was published. if you want to blame anyone for this going away it was whoever wrote that article.

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u/TattlingFuzzy Jan 28 '21

I doubt Reeves cares nearly as much about this as his agent. If including celebrity likenesses in games means inevitably getting turned into a sex mod, followed by a “what did you expect??” from the gaming community, then I’m sure agencies will be a lot less willing to sell talent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/MinotaurGod Jan 28 '21

Those 'sex scenes' were incredibly tame, and gender is basically irrelevant for all you see. Running around naked also has zero impact, except _maybe_ a very occasional comment when you speak to a 'nameless' NPC (they say something that may or may not be related to it; I dont know if its a normal line). You can't even run around fully naked, since you have underwear on even with it turned off.

Its not a sex sim as you say, and nobody but the horniest of nerds wants that, but nudity is a part of life, and for them to build a world that heavily revolves around sex, to have no nudity detracts from the overall realism of the game. Lets say they took Schindler's List, and put giant, comical black bars over all the nudity.. would the movie have the same impact?

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u/TezMono Jan 28 '21

Wooosh...

You were leading yourself there and then hedged at the last moment. By your own logic, they're more likely doing this as another publicity stunt.

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u/Xyranthis Jan 28 '21

I think the scenes are the same regardless of your junk anyways.

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u/Epinier Jan 28 '21

Do they bitch, or just know that it will attract more attention to the game? They are not stupid, I'm sure they know that by asking people to stop doing that, they are just informing others that there is this possibility.

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u/kompletionist Jan 28 '21

They should have just made it a feature. Why have an R rating and Keanu Reeves if I can't have sex with him?

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

IDK. I just know I'm not going to insert a version of myself into a videogame unless it has a 10" duck schlong and toothy butt-crack. I mean, edit it out all you want, but then it isn't my official character model, now is it?

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u/Rezurrected188 Jan 28 '21

Our most important rule regarding user-generated content, game mods in particular, is that it can’t be harmful towards others. In the case of model swaps, especially those that involve explicit situations, it can be perceived as such by the people who lent us their appearance for the purpose of creating characters in Cyberpunk 2077. Therefore, when making fan content, creators have to make sure they’ve got permission from all the concerned parties (which might be people other than CD PROJEKT RED). For the characters we’ve invented for the game, we broadly permit you to tweak the game at will and just have fun. When it comes to models of real people whom we’ve asked to participate in the game, we kindly ask you to refrain from using them in any situation that might be found offensive if you don’t have their explicit permission.

They have a point though. This feels like an issue of consent. I have to imagine that developers and publishers will be less willing to provide for their community if it's going to be a problem. It has the feel of like, shitting in your friend's borrowed guitar.

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u/bilateralrope Jan 28 '21

It's only a problem because they licensed his image, without getting permission for it to be used in the easily predictable ways modders would want to use it.

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u/Eldereon Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Keanu Reeves could, at any time, say it doesn't bother him and CD would be in the clear. Until he does we can safely assume he would prefer his likeness not be used explicitly. CD has two options, either fight it how they are or roll over and just let it happen. I think Reeves, and all video game participants, deserve to have the developer fight this battle for them.

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u/bilateralrope Jan 28 '21

Sure. But have you ever heard of the Streisand effect ?

Fighting against these sex mods is likely to just encourage people to make even more of them. Likely taking the model from Cyberpunk and putting it into other games or source filmmaker porn.

Still, you just know that anyone thinking of including the likeness of a real person in their game will make sure to include a "let modders be modders" clause in the contract. Just so the developers don't have to step into another fight like this.

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u/lookmeat Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

The point is CYA. They are doing everything in their power to make this illegal, and as such anyone that makes an illegal mod for their game is not getting support of CDPR so they can't be sued for the damage that mod does.

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u/Alligatorblizzard Jan 28 '21

Also Keanu may be willing to take the hit in order to keep this from happening to an actress - this won't hurt his career, but if this happens to a woman it might hurt theirs.

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u/Eldereon Jan 28 '21

Granted. This reddit post is the first I'm hearing of it. Though I have no significant interest in Cyberpunk. As you said, accepting the initial wave so as not to risk a Streisand effect would be a decision for the offended individuals when the developer asks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Imagine getting an email asking if it’s cool to mod your game so you can have sex with neo

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u/georgioz Jan 28 '21

(Minor spoilers ahead). The game is about Reeves being a digital construct riding alongside in the protagonist's body. There are even scenes where Reeves takes over and engages in drinking, drug use and flirting with a woman he intends to take home with him. Also any sex the character has in the game basically also means that this other person has sex with Reeves who sees what is happening and potentially can comment on things.

Additionally there is a character creator in the game. And there are obviously people who created characters resembling Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg or Adolf Hitler. Heck there are guides how to create character resembling Keanu Reeves in the tool - of course some people for instance created Neo like character as it is definitely in line with the cyberpunk theme. So then any sex scene is a scene with famous person.

Shit like that happened from time immemorial in every game that provides players with character creation tools. This is all just storm in teapot to ramp up publicity.

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u/WeinernaRyder Jan 28 '21

Not to mention the regularity of this in most games nowadays given character modeling techniques and motion capture. People clutching their pearls over this are only doing it for Keanu. Faces and likeness have been getting scanned into games for a long, long time now.

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u/TheDirtyDorito Jan 28 '21

Just because it happens in other games and with deepfakes, doesn't make it right. It's more that it's difficult to regulate is why people still do it.

Celebrities don't find it charming or appreciate their likeness being used this way.

Gamers saying that they paid for the game giving them the right is a sad excuse of a reason to subject these people to this.

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u/WeinernaRyder Jan 28 '21

I’m not saying it’s right or wrong or going one way or another on it, just pointing out that the reception seems to be different on this because it’s a well known celebrity.

I think this came up recently with the model for Jill in RE3, Sasha Zatova, and she pretty much said she didn’t mind. I just don’t see that having gained any traction if she ended up on the other side of it and wasn’t comfortable.

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u/TheDirtyDorito Jan 28 '21

It's okay if someone is fine with it, lucky in her case she was, but you can't do something and then ask for consent later, that's not how that works.

It's not sensitive to the person modding to not be able to do this to the character as it is for the actor to be subjected to it without consenting first, and that's why I can't understand why so many people are getting upset about CDPR telling them not to

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u/CanadaNinja Jan 28 '21

Yeah, this seems dangerously close to the ethical issue of making deepfake porn of people without consent.

It's different if it's a random npc, but having a character specifically designed to look like a real person so you can do stuff to them (sexually, violently) can be dangerous and especially disturbing for the person.

Keanu may say he's chill with it, but this is NOT something where you can ask for forgiveness instead of permission.

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u/Dragoen_Mage Jan 28 '21

They actually do have a point. Reading between the lines of the press release it sounds like Keanu has a lot of restrictions on the use of his image in the contract licensing that image. This particular mod probably runs afoul of those restrictions and puts CDPR in hot water. I dont have the copy of the game, but it would be interesting to search the end user agreement and see what it has in it about models using licensed images. If those restrictions on use are passed along in the EULA then the mod makers are in violation of the agreement for using the game resources. That makes it more like shitting in your friends digital guitar that you weren't supposed to take off the wall. And that is before you do get to the really thorny issue of digital consent.

Of course it wouldnt suprise me in CDPR forgot to write that into the ELUA just like they forgot to program a real game.

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u/Extectic Jan 28 '21

I wonder if Keanu regrets doing this Cyberpunk thing yet.

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

His digital rectum does.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

He’s got the mod installed

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u/TheMaStif Jan 28 '21

"We put the coolest actor in Hollywood in our game; we also made the characters fuckable; please do not connect the dots!!"

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u/amldvk Jan 28 '21

This is all a ploy to gain attention so that people buy the game more.

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u/monsieursquirrel Jan 28 '21

Why did this have to be a mod? What did they spent all three development time doing?

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u/gyoza74 Jan 28 '21

Did they just ask the internet to stop making the sex with its boyfriend?

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u/pulp-riot-fiction Jan 28 '21

Everything else isn't totally fixed yet, what else do you want me to do with this game besides have sex with Keanu?

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jan 28 '21

Startup idea: sex with celebrity 3D models.

Someone take this idea please.

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u/datxexu Jan 28 '21

Deepfakes are a thing but it's illegal, and I really doubt someone will allow to give their image rights for sexual content, even if they're a 3D character

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u/nonamebcb Jan 28 '21

Might work for porn stars though, but I think they make more money by producing new content themselves compared to having a high-res model of themselves out there for sale for perverts to do with as they wish.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Goodbye Chaturbate, hello Fakurbate.

Sign up now as a model, take pictures, build your 3D sim. Advertise your sim and earn cash.

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u/locks_are_paranoid Jan 28 '21

Futurama did it.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jan 28 '21

I need to rewatch Futurama for startup ideas.

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u/ClammyDefence Jan 28 '21

The sheer number of games where you can sleep with female characters cracks me up. You can probably count the number of games where you can bang a guy on one hand. “Ohhh, we don’t want you banging a dude! Have you seen Poland these days? Go play The Witcher 1-3 again instead!”

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u/va_wanderer Jan 29 '21

It doesn't seem like they have a problem with sex with male characters (especially given it's Cyberpunk). It's Keanu's specific likeness, because licensing laws.

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u/evoblade Jan 28 '21

Dear CDPR, please stop worrying about players playing your game and get back to work fixing it. I would like to play it someday but first I want you to unfuck it.

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u/FriendlyFellowDboy Jan 28 '21

Ok so it's a mod. I thought it was built into the game.. like how you gonna ask people to not do something you put in your game. But it makes more sense now since it's not a "fake" person but actually the likeness of a real person can't say it wasn't obvious this would happen tho.

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u/allforitone Jan 28 '21

Pffft hahahah

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u/Cmama2Boyz Jan 28 '21

This is 2nd to make me smile after whatever is happening yonder to GME

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u/Prawny Jan 28 '21

What an excellent week!

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u/irishtrash5 Jan 28 '21

I'm sorry, I misread the title I thought it was called "CybersexwithpunkKeanu 2077!"

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

Cyberpunk 2069?

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u/WalfAkaiTsuki Jan 28 '21

You can do that?!

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u/huzzam Jan 28 '21

not a gamer, but might have to check out cyberpunk now...

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u/TheZooDad Jan 28 '21

Narrator: “...they didn’t”

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u/masterhylian Jan 28 '21

I don't feel they are in a position to be making demands...

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u/ReadingReddit66 Jan 28 '21

Tomorrow the same the same developers will be asking why so many more people have started having sex with Keanu Reeves.

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u/l0u1s11 Jan 28 '21

I would be honnered if someone made a mod to have sex with my in game character.

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u/Erik912 Jan 28 '21

I'd just feel so bad about myself if I had non consensual sex with Keanu Reeves' model lol.

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u/TheBlank89 Jan 28 '21

The customiaable genitals are as useless as the genitals of those who are playing.

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u/gravitas-deficiency Jan 28 '21

There is no possible way that this could backfire on CDPR

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u/RollItMyWay Jan 28 '21

I just want him to make me a sandwich.

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u/SwiftDontMiss Jan 28 '21

“Nah.”

-Rosa Parks

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u/Dr_LeonardChurch Jan 28 '21

Is that a mod that someone created lol? Surprised it took this long.

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u/HB_30 Jan 28 '21

I think they just say that to shield themselves from lawsuits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

You can't give me a golden ticket and expect me to keep it in my pocket.

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u/SeasonedChicken5 Jan 28 '21

Keanu with that long Schlong

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u/Vlookr Jan 28 '21

Wait, we can romance Keanu?

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u/atomicostomy Jan 28 '21

In real life or in the game?

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u/timeflyer22 Jan 28 '21

Shouldn’t have made his cock so impressive 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/RedPhalcon Jan 28 '21

Maybe game studios should actually create unique characters instead of using celebrity likenesses.

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u/Dr_Brian_O-Blivion Jan 28 '21

I chose my big dick for a damned good reason. WTF.

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u/Sprinklypoo Jan 28 '21

Ok. This is right in line with nottheonion. Finally!

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u/Tragarful_Law Jan 28 '21

Lol what? no i don't think I will

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u/DeanoBambino90 Jan 28 '21

So, wait....you put sex into the game and you're surprised people start doing it?

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u/-abigail Jan 29 '21

I used to work for the company that did the Sniper Elite video games. Charlie Brooker had consistently reviewed the series positively, so we invited him to have his face captured for Sniper Elite III. He said he'd be in the game but only if the player could shoot him in the bollocks - so now his face is on a Nazi general.

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u/n_zamorski Jan 28 '21

If you paid $60 for this shitty game you might as well be able to fuck their biggest sell point.

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

They screw you, you screw them? Sounds fair.

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u/RepresentativeAd3742 Jan 28 '21

Chuckles I'm in danger

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u/I_dont_have_a_pc Jan 28 '21

Not all of you, just your sweet, simulated asscheeks. Those are is serious danger.

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u/Hasenpfeffer_ Jan 28 '21

Can can we make him do gay sex?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Ye

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u/hanssolo_sexfingers Jan 28 '21

It’s just him doing it for sure. If you could you probably would...

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u/johnyj7657 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

I wonder if keaunu knew about this when he signed on.

I'm waiting to play it so I dont know much, but is keanu nudity involved?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

" wouldn't of like" - mate, come on! You're better than this.

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u/va_wanderer Jan 29 '21

I don't believe we had any Keanudity until mods came along.

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u/Casporo Jan 28 '21

You mean Mr. Wick?

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u/socraticoath Jan 28 '21

Now we’re going to see 3 more game breaking patches because their going to make it so you can’t sleep with Keanu.

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u/jamminmadrid Jan 28 '21

So is it a bug....?

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u/g33kprincess Jan 28 '21

I really should not have clicked on this thread during a work meeting! 😂 😂 😂

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u/TheGreatCornlord Jan 28 '21

This must mean they have some way to monitor stats on who has sex with whom (at least for Johnny Silverhand). This was intentional. CDPrR isn't great at making games but they are great at PR.

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u/MandiMassage Jan 28 '21

The news I didn't know I needed until now 😍

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Its their fault for bringing up the impressive cock in the first place!

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u/pndrad Jan 28 '21

all I can say is gross

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u/Playernotcopper Jan 29 '21

ITS KEANU FUCKIN REEVES