r/nottheonion 4h ago Super Heart Eyes

Musk Secretly Fathered Twins With Neuralink Executive, Report Says

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r/nottheonion 21h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Tucker Carlson suggests shootings are result of lectures on male privilege

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r/nottheonion 7h ago

Canadian mountain no longer named for Nazi collaborator thanks to father and son

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638 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

An officer sought permission to shoot the Uvalde gunman before he entered school but didn't hear back in time, report says

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356 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Tucker Carlson suggests shootings are result of lectures on male privilege

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277 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Driver in Stolen Car Hits Driver in Stolen Car

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200 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Oregon Health Officials Delayed a Meeting Because 'Urgency Is a White Supremacy Value'

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474 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

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139 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver

Free noodles offered as Japan wrestles with low youth turnout for elections

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r/nottheonion 17h ago

Women steal Michigan State Police recruiting tent at Traverse City Cherry Festival in northern Michigan

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698 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Montreal woman's curly hair searched at airports 3 times since May

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Uvalde officer saw gunman before he entered school and asked for permission to shoot him: Report

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r/nottheonion 11h ago

Council ramps up efforts to move bat colony with wavy, inflatable tube figures

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119 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Man Claims He Was Unjustly Jailed For Killing Rooster: 'Defending Myself'

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111 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 44m ago

Study says Oklahoma is the worst state for women and one state senator wants to know why

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

Google’s Allegedly Sentient Artificial Intelligence Has Hired An Attorney

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29 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Google’s Allegedly Sentient Artificial Intelligence Has Hired An Attorney

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7 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Just keep your returns: Stores weigh paying you not to bring back unwanted items

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93 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 50m ago

Officer injured in Philadelphia July Fourth shooting says he found a bullet in his hat

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r/nottheonion 2d ago Wholesome

New Hong Kong leader John Lee spent $1.1m on election campaign in which he was sole candidate

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r/nottheonion 13m ago

Beer made with recycled sewage a plus for Singapore

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r/nottheonion 21h ago

'Robin Hood' in underpants arrested for stealing Banana phones

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48 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Egyptian Authorities arrest organizers of 'Helwan Real Batman Battle'

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12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Passport lineups prompt Canada to urgently procure hundreds of chairs

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79 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

Airbus A380 'flew 14 hours' with hole in side

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6 Upvotes