r/mildlyinteresting • u/pokerpoker69 • Jan 22 '22

Giant banana (hand for scale)

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/SlaversBae ​ Jan 22 '22

Need an adult hand for scale of child’s hand.

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u/saeedgnu Jan 22 '22

Anything but a ruler.

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u/TWVer Jan 22 '22

I prefer a king or emperor myself.

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u/saeedgnu Jan 23 '22

And Lord of the rings?

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u/ForstPenguin Jan 23 '22

I'm an emperor penguin, does it count?

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u/TWVer Jan 23 '22

I wouldn’t necessarily rule it out, no.

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u/CtpBlack Jan 22 '22

How many football pitches is that!

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u/Zens_fps Jan 22 '22

1/1000000th

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u/Aristocrafied Jan 22 '22

Pls no, adults scaling 'banana's' with forearms are not nsfw

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u/carnage9mil Jan 22 '22

Need another banana for scale

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u/Habaneroe12 Jan 22 '22

It was peel… banana peel for scale. Sigh.

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u/RRay108 Jan 22 '22

Alternative title: I have a very tiny arm (banana for scale)

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u/CheesyDanny Jan 22 '22

Not sure how consistent this hand scale is… can we get a normal banana for scale of this giant banana?

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u/slimpickens Jan 22 '22

You’ve got a baby arm

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u/_Rickname_ Jan 22 '22

Giant hand (banana for scale)

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u/cryptkeeper89 Jan 22 '22

Thats no banana.

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u/HeadbangersBall420 Jan 22 '22

That's a space station

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u/OK_LK Jan 22 '22

Have you got a plantain for scale?

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u/konarkp2 Jan 22 '22

Child's hand, banana for scale

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u/triniazhole Jan 22 '22

A BBC story on Reddit?

4

u/Oh_i_love_it Jan 22 '22

Big banana cock

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR A BANANA FOR SCALE AND YOU FUCKED IT UP

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u/Id1otBiker Jan 22 '22

Exactly what I was thinking... Giant banana with banana for scale. Glorious

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u/TheStretchedFew Jan 22 '22

Small hand (banana for scale)

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u/Sofarbeyondfucked ​ Jan 22 '22

Gonna be some screaming later

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u/china-blast Jan 22 '22

You're not fooling anybody, Uncle Jack

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u/MaesterMarwyn Jan 22 '22

NOBODY LOOK!

3

u/TuffHunter Jan 22 '22

Assuming all the other comments are the same but…. We all know the size of a banana (the reddit standard for measurement and scale) so that is one tiny army.

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u/Kahnza Jan 22 '22

Momma needs to tickle her uterus!

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u/cesrage Jan 22 '22

Its like a babys arm holding a baseball.

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u/thesmokingtheologian Jan 22 '22

tiny hand, banana for scale*

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u/Alt_CauseIwasNaughty Jan 22 '22

Or smol hand with banana for scale

2

u/cryptoturtlegenius Jan 22 '22

That's a big banana split making banana boi

2

u/shakeyj8ke Jan 22 '22

I thought we measured in furlongs now...

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u/MonicaRuiz_for_real Jan 22 '22

nice try Trump. that is a normal banana.

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u/sinr_88 Jan 23 '22

How many of these makes up the height of terry crews?

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u/kjBulletkj Jan 22 '22

Must... Hold back... Making an "is this your mom's dildo"-joke

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u/BO-DE-GA Jan 22 '22

... do it...

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u/AkshayJ_ Jan 22 '22

BBC of bananas

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u/drksdr Jan 22 '22

yo, Paige!

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u/beast_boy_1905 Jan 22 '22

Tiny arm. Banana for scale.

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u/cdy2 Jan 22 '22

Gonna need a magnum for that one

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u/WhaleFighterr224 Jan 22 '22

Can you put a banana next to it for scale? Im having a hard time figuring out how big your hand is

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

You can't fool me, Detective Baby Arms!

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u/keli_kelly Jan 22 '22

You should've used a normal sized banana as a scale

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u/PuddinHead742 Jan 22 '22

Isn’t that a plant ain’t?

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u/wallynext Jan 22 '22

no that's a tiny hand, banana for scale

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u/litetaker Jan 22 '22

Nah... Tiny hand. Normal banana for scale!

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u/Peppermint37 Jan 22 '22

That's what Homer's penis looks like.

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u/ssowinski Jan 22 '22

Paige no!

1

u/seabee562 Jan 22 '22

From Ron Jeremy’s banana tree

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u/Terrible_Username234 Jan 22 '22

Do you have a banana for scale?

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u/stereoisomers Jan 22 '22

“Let me use the a limb that varies widely from person to person as a reference for scale” - OP

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u/L_3_ Jan 22 '22

Or: very small arm/hand (banana for scale)

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u/Kezooo Jan 22 '22

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?

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u/sinr_88 Jan 23 '22

I think o am B2...

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u/ideasplace Jan 22 '22

“Mum, your fruit has arrived”

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u/candoitmyself Jan 22 '22

Are we sure this is not tiny hand, banana for scale?

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u/Merkel420 Jan 22 '22

This banana is giving me a complex

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u/MannowLawn Jan 22 '22

Fake, what if you’re a midget?

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u/soft_corexx Jan 22 '22

monster banana

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u/jjsyk23 Jan 22 '22

Platano

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u/Illustrious-Rip-9878 Jan 22 '22

Small banana (hand for scale)

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u/panda388 Jan 22 '22

Now THAT is a $10 banana!

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u/ver-bek Jan 22 '22

When my son (3) asks for a banana he always asks for "the big one' this must be the one he's talking about.

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u/myrmonden Jan 22 '22

Tiny Hand dont try and trick me

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u/TateP23 Jan 22 '22

Post this on r/bananasforscale with a banana for scale

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u/Overall_Ad3984 Jan 22 '22

This hand doesn't proof anything. Need a d1ck for a scale.

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u/MaesterMarwyn Jan 22 '22

Not us buddy! Not us!

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u/LetsNotandSayWeDidOk Jan 22 '22

I'm allergic to bananas, but they only cause me to have diarrhea and taste spicy.

This mammoth would kill me though.

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u/DB2k Jan 22 '22

Can we get a banana for scale please?

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u/anes_the_siologist Jan 23 '22

Small hand, banana for scale

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u/rollduptrips Jan 23 '22

That’s one small hand!

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u/surveyor7014 Jan 23 '22

Giant arm, banana for scale

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

I can already picture some girl trying to stuff it down her throat just to prove she has no gag reflex ..

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u/D2R0 Jan 23 '22

Your hand could simply be tiny, need banana for scale

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u/TLDRuserisdumb Jan 23 '22

Not really a good size scale

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u/nsos28 Jan 23 '22

Small hand (banana for scale)

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u/GoatHaynus Jan 26 '22

The ex she is thinking of when she is with you.

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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat 17h ago

I know a girl that would ask is that all you got.

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u/soulkrypto Jan 22 '22

Haha that's only half the size of my dick 😂

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u/RogerEpsilonDelta Jan 22 '22

I’m upset the opportunity for a banana, with a banana for scale was missed. Please repost.

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u/oksnoot Jan 22 '22

Where is ass for scale?