r/memes Success kid 14d ago Wholesome 6 Silver 4 Helpful 5

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u/drumofgrapejam 14d ago

This just raises more questions

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u/jaxsonnz 13d ago Wholesome

And body parts

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u/dieseldrive27tdi 13d ago

And especially one of the parts

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u/Responsible-Ad-1328 13d ago Giggle

And my axe

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u/TheSirMontyPython 13d ago

And you may have my bow! (I know it was before he said the axe comment but you get it)

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u/UOME-1 13d ago

R/yourjokebutworse

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/drowsy_damad 13d ago

Or a sense of smell

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u/TraytSader 13d ago

COVID-19 got a lot of people

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u/ElRamrod 13d ago

What happens in Miami stays in Miami.

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u/Recent-Opening-117 13d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/50mg-of-fuckit 13d ago

Hail atlanta!

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u/WomboLife_151 13d ago

Friend had this happen to him. He had a beard that smelled like pussy and his wife noticed.

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u/turboshitter 13d ago

You can't assume anything. Maybe he was just in a room with Gwinneth candle.

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u/GonPostL 13d ago Helpful Wholesome You Dropped This

Or the Uvalde Police Department

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u/Carnieus 13d ago

You can't get that smell out. That's why they're knocking down the school.

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u/_kagasutchi_ 13d ago

Nah. Then even his clothes would stink of pussy.

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u/monsieurpommefrites 13d ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/Archercrash 13d ago

I live 80 miles away from Uvalde and I can smell it from here.

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u/tries2benice 13d ago

Dude the masks have made me realize so much about myself....

Like, I need to wash my beard after getting frisky with the wife.

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u/MVPBenji 13d ago

Should've bought manscaped...

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u/WomboLife_151 13d ago

Ball deodorised his face pubes yes he should have..

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u/Kruiseboi 13d ago

What happened?

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u/WomboLife_151 13d ago

I think it happened more than once, he said it was her pussy once. They got divorced because of it. Won't lie, was kinda hard to be friends with him after that lol

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u/analweepage 13d ago

I don't understand why he wouldn't be smart enough to wash his beard afterwards, especially after the first time he got caught. I wash my face afterwards even though it was with my girlfriend and not cheating.

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u/kazabalkuskus 13d ago

You overestimate how civilized other people are.

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u/Self_Reddicated 13d ago

Flavor saver

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u/Krispy_13206 13d ago

This is fucked in so many levels 💀

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u/cumkilledme 13d ago

Like that time I fucked your dad

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u/Slampsonko 13d ago

On an elevator

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u/uhavehalfinchpp 13d ago

in an airplane

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u/GidonC 13d ago

In new york city

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u/mystery69013 13d ago

In the Twin Towers before ☠

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 14d ago Wholesome

When you suck your boyfriend's dick and it tastes like his best friend's mouth

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u/mischievous-goat GigaChad 14d ago

This meme and this comment has a holup on multiple levels

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 14d ago

Holup-ception

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 14d ago

Hole-ception

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u/BestFrenzy 13d ago

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u/Psychological-Ad6868 Can i haz cheeseburger 13d ago

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/BunnehFox 13d ago

I don’t know why but I’ve read that in Chika’s voice from Love is War

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Slugger_monkey 13d ago

Ahhh i see so this is full on orgy

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u/dikey_klim 13d ago

When you suck your own cock and it tastes like your own pussy. Strange world we live in

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u/LoveDestroyer69 14d ago

When you you kiss your boyfriend and it tastes like his bestfriend's cock

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u/ramonmuller 13d ago

When you kiss your boyfriend's friend and it tastes like your boyfriend's ass.

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u/Incest_Cannibal69 13d ago

Homiesexuals... Assemble.

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u/muhammadfaheemqasim 13d ago

What a experience do you have?

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u/DuckDuck_27417 13d ago

my brain can't process!

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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer 14d ago

When you suck his dick after a shower and there's no flavour

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u/livelifereal 13d ago

Covid

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u/LandsOnAnything 13d ago

He's covidick

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 14d ago

The good ending?

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u/Future_E 14d ago

Jojo fans

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u/snijbieter 13d ago

I don't get it

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u/dongerhound 13d ago

It’s like peanuts, some people like them salty

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u/tegnatiek 13d ago

And with some Parmesan

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u/dongerhound 13d ago

It’s a terrible day to be literate

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u/mystery69013 13d ago

Fumunda cheese

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u/Self_Reddicated 13d ago

Oil and vinegar flavor.

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u/Antonell15 memer 14d ago

british people moment

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u/MentalMunky 13d ago

Thought we had a reputation for good penis hygiene or something.

Damn u

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u/BritishPoliceman 13d ago

Americans think not being mutilated as a baby means you never wash your dick.

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u/geek_of_nature 13d ago

Do Americans just never wash their dicks? I unfortunately am circumcised and I still wash my genitals every shower.

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u/sandstorm9991 13d ago Wholesome

When you kiss your sister and her mouth tastes like your father's cock.

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u/Negative_reason5898 13d ago

Alabama intensifies to motherfucking levels

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u/Nephty23 Linux User 13d ago Wholesome

literally

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u/dantemp 13d ago

That's daddyfucking levels you illiterate

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u/gsdeman 13d ago

More like sisterfucking levels

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u/gsdeman 13d ago

Sorry 50 seconds ago me was cringe

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u/Cosmic_Hashira 13d ago

what in the fucking fuck

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u/gay-but-ok 13d ago

This has fuckin levels omg

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u/PowerfulMetal1 13d ago

sweet home alabama

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u/failedsatan 13d ago

"Aw, you got dad before I did? Man, I was looking forward to that..."

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u/runnercto 13d ago

Roll Tide

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u/csdirty 13d ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/Some_yellow_dude Tech Tips 13d ago

what.

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u/Shot_Ad_2728 13d ago

Hahaha sounds like a Florida man article

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u/jackerman21 13d ago

The south has entered the chat

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u/Aloynonymous 14d ago

I was there when it happened

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/WheresTheMiltank 14d ago

Confused or aroused?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

It's a girl thing

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u/HeyDontCutMeOffPleas 14d ago

"Girl do my pussy smell bad"

"Here lemme check"

WHIIIIIIiiIIIiIIIIIIIiIIF

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT, YEAH!!!

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u/Cap_Level 14d ago

Wait a minute how do you know that ?!

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u/UnluckyDrink 14d ago

Congratulations on finding the joke

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u/jwesley4life 14d ago

When girls first meet they often sniff each other's cooch as a sign of friendliness and security. How do you not know that?

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u/atyourhouse23 14d ago

Pretty common knowledge

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u/Blaezi 14d ago Silver Wholesome

He must've got slipped and accidently your bestie was naked idk what she was doing but i think his mouth accidently must've been sucking your bestie pussy, coz u know attraction.

There's nothing to think about. He's Ok.

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u/danu91 13d ago

It's like what philosopher Marshall said "she tripped, fell, landed on his dick"

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u/Exotic-Lengthiness62 13d ago

Off to trip over my crush

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u/ScaleneWangPole 13d ago

There must have been pussy juice on the toilet seat. Idk how it got there.

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

Ohh thanks bestie. I feel a lot better now 😭

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u/Blaezi 13d ago

my pleasure, don't even doubt about him. ok.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 14d ago

Hold up, how do you know what her pussy tastes like?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 14d ago

I suddently feel the need of becoming best friends with a girl

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u/HolyVeggie 13d ago Wholesome

So she know what your pussy tastes like?

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u/PhDinGent 13d ago

Gottem

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u/Comprimens 13d ago

One shot, one kill

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u/LightningFieldHT 14d ago

It's usually called a relationship

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u/Pro_XS Tech Tips 14d ago

Or friends with benefits

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 13d ago

So sex is something you just do with your best friends, nothing sexual about it?

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u/Inf3ris 13d ago

We have to normalize this! Primates do this

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 13d ago

We are primates. And it's not a bad thing if that's what you want to do, my point is that this isn't seen as equally acceptable for both sexes by mainstream society.

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u/aaj617 13d ago

It tastes like pepsi cola duh lol

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u/looptarded 14d ago

When you’re sleeping and dreaming of eating a sponge cake, and you wake up with your grandmas tit in your mouth

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/Slugathorus 13d ago

More like 100 to 0

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u/a3a4b5 13d ago

Terrible day to be literate.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 13d ago

Sounds like you both have the same side girl.

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u/memelord793783 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

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u/sourducc 14d ago

This happened with my friend tilly Jingleton

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u/CamGoatMan 14d ago

Keep seeing this meme everywhere, want yo make one, what's it from/what do I search?

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u/Little_Turnover_7918 14d ago

Hate when this happens ugh

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u/Lone_StreetCone 14d ago

How do you know what your best friends pussy smells like? This seems strange to me. But I don't smell my friends' pussies, or have female friends, or friends, or pussies.

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u/escapedfugitive 14d ago

That's an average redditor

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u/DerpWyvern Halal Mode 14d ago

this is the punchline...

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u/LewiRock Meme Stealer 14d ago

clearly you know nothing about women (lesbianism is a myth…all girls fuck each other btn 16-28 then settle)

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u/iK_550 14d ago

Alright dingleberry

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u/TheBeyond322 14d ago

Copypasta?

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u/CorkyCorks8 14d ago

No he posted before the other guy.

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u/vitamind_1 13d ago

Wtf ???

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u/mj_ehsan 13d ago

I agree

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u/kritikosk8 14d ago

Instant karma

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u/-Borgir 14d ago

I have some questions...

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u/_GUEZO_ 13d ago

There’s a couple levels to this one

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u/Reivilo85 13d ago

The kind of humor that's funny only before you lose your virginity

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u/StnVogel 13d ago

Pussy's have different flavours? Not ones with chlamydia, I mean healthy pussy. Is there any pussy sommelier?

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u/xLije 13d ago

Yes ma'am.

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u/Ninja_Lazer 13d ago

I believe you are inquiring about the renowned Astronaut/Doctor/Personal Trainer Sir Jonathan Sins

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u/Blackjack2133 14d ago

Conundrum indeed

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/jojoismyreligion 13d ago

This is a multilayered meme.

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u/Impossible_Sugar1960 13d ago

Both got some explaining to do 😩😂

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u/Lewok_957 13d ago

HOLD UP-

How do you know what your friends area tastes like?

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u/chronocross2010 13d ago

Wait how do you know the smell of your friend’s pussy thou 🧐😏

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u/DOAK2304 14d ago

And why would you know that

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/hoennfan 14d ago

Lotta questions to be asked

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 14d ago

I need answers too 😭

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u/Previous-Ad-7339 13d ago

How does she know how it smells??????

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u/Real_Prompt6127 13d ago

How would she know what her best friend’s pussy smells like? How the turn tables.

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u/Serfon0 13d ago

Why do you know how your friend's pussy tastes?

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u/Neither_Fail9775 13d ago

My question is this... how does she know what HER best friends pussy smell like?

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u/fenix579 14d ago

technically u kissed him twice no ?

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u/jojo2390 14d ago

How does she know

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u/Arrrmatey4510 14d ago

Oh no your bf did that? Wait a min-

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u/The73atman86 Flair Loading.... 14d ago

You both have some explaining to do

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u/Available_Speed_1300 14d ago

Spoiler she means her bestfriends cat

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u/AlexCEPM 14d ago

holy shid guys is johnny sins but female

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u/bluesheepreasoning 14d ago

Elizabeth Olsen — actress famously known for portraying Wanda Maximoff in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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u/CryptorYT 13d ago

"Delicious"

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u/2mice 13d ago

Whats thia gif from?

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u/mr_recoil 13d ago

How would she know what her friends p$#$$y taste like 🧐

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u/AfternoonPresent6031 13d ago

How do they know that smell?

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u/arf20__ 13d ago

How does she know how that pussy smells like huh

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u/eastsideempire 13d ago

How does she know what her best friends pussy smells like??

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u/Eleventh_Legion 13d ago

Question: How would you know that taste to begin with?

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u/NinjaXGaming 13d ago

How would you know what hers smells like?

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u/AcademicDoughnut2848 13d ago

Only one way to be sure

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u/spsanderson 13d ago

Why she know what her pussy smells like?

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u/KinggArthurr 13d ago

How does she know the taste of her best friends pussy ?

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u/Freeheroesplz 13d ago

When you eat girlfriends ass and it tastes like your uncle's special mayonnaise.

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u/Embarrassed-Muscle18 13d ago

But how do you know how your best friends pussy tastes like 🤔

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u/Emanouche 13d ago

How does she knoooo... ooooh.

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u/Thin-Device-5566 13d ago

but she also knows how her friends pussy smells …😭🤮 revolting

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u/jillblooms 13d ago

I want to see the meme for how she knows what it tastes like😘