r/dankmemes 11d ago

An eye for an eye

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u/MedicatedAxeBot 10d ago

Dank.


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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 10d ago

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u/cocoa_ramen 11d ago

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 11d ago

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere 10d ago

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake 10d ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/slowmotto 10d ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/xayvxayb 10d ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

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u/Agent666-Omega 10d ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons 10d ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose 10d ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

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u/redditsuckscockatoo 10d ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway 10d ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

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u/madtagg ☣️ 10d ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

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u/yep-i-send-it 10d ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

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u/swayamrane2406 10d ago

congrats on getting the joke

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u/phurt77 10d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/PM-ME-CUTE-TITS- 10d ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

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u/newmacbookpro 10d ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

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u/MonsterStunter 10d ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

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u/ghutterbabe 10d ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

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u/Milan_Utup 10d ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

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u/disagiovanile 10d ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

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u/Allah_Jesus 10d ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

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u/nubpubgamer 11d ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 11d ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer 11d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 10d ago

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud 10d ago

No, that's what he says after.

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 10d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 10d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 10d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 10d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 10d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ 10d ago

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 11d ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 10d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/secret58_ 10d ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

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u/nubpubgamer 10d ago

Nice, so we can share?

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u/upherelookuphere 10d ago

What about my mom?

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u/Sveitsilainen 10d ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

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u/namedan 10d ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

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u/phurt77 10d ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

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u/Weltallgaia 10d ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

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u/2x4x93 10d ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

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u/Sebbe_2 10d ago

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny

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u/Sebbe_2 10d ago

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

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u/zakayo3913 I am fucking hilarious 10d ago

ONE SIBLING

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u/oneshibbyguy 10d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/itzmatoy 10d ago

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

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u/areola_hotah 10d ago

Not necessarily.

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u/GhoulieMcGee 10d ago

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

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u/imjohannharvey 11d ago

How did he take revenge back

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 11d ago

By smashing your aunt

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u/imjohannharvey 11d ago

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

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u/upherelookuphere 10d ago

Youre even, let it go.

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u/aryansant 10d ago

That's what he wants you to believe...

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u/tapirus-indicus 10d ago

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

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u/MandolorinDalorian 10d ago

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

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u/Cleanthelife 10d ago

WAIT

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u/TheHashLord 10d ago

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 10d ago

Doin your mom

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u/Green_noob We are Number 1 10d ago

Doin my mom

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u/WAL-KER 10d ago

Doin our mom

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u/3into10tothepower8 10d ago

You know we straight we doin your mom

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u/flintyleader 10d ago

Certified Chris-Chan classic

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u/Dansatoru 10d ago

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

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u/johndoe2_7 10d ago

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken 10d ago

Then how is that getting even?

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u/RlKI 10d ago

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 10d ago

I think OP intended it to be his mom

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u/Noob_master_slayer 10d ago

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

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u/Hegeteus 10d ago

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

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u/TheSpanishPrisoner 10d ago

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

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u/ToThoseOnceLoyal 10d ago

That's the whole point of the joke.

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u/praveenkumar236 10d ago

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

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u/ryadavaZE 10d ago

Holup

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u/MetherHD 10d ago

Motherfucker.

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u/941kumar 10d ago

Motherfucker

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u/MelissciousMoose 10d ago

So you smash your mom? 🤔

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u/Knuffya ☣️ 10d ago

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

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u/Stolaine 10d ago

Cursed_mf

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u/Poopface11678 10d ago

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

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u/RegalBeing The Great P.P. Group 10d ago

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

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u/joestalinleft4cigars Meme Connoisseur 10d ago

What movie

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u/taxevader33 10d ago

Hi cousin

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u/SmallSeesaw3363 10d ago

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

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u/BoSoxFan815 10d ago

Are your arms broken?

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u/General_Bronobi 10d ago

Pro gamer move

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u/Dukey_Wukey 10d ago

Took me a second

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 10d ago

Banjo music intensifies.

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u/EnchantedPotato1000 10d ago

Hahaha……wait

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u/FronkoChonkoBonko 10d ago

Best way to get even

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u/TheBullMoose1775 10d ago

Wait hold up

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u/H-isgreat 10d ago

Holup lol WAT?!

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u/borsalinomonkey 10d ago

A dank one for a change... amazing

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u/toastyboi739 10d ago

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

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u/IvanTheCommunist 10d ago

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

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u/AsianSensation1087 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 10d ago

What kind of headset we talkin about?

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u/tapirus-indicus 10d ago

Headset on deez nuts gottem

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u/pokemonhunterPT 10d ago

Hold up?!?

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u/Spiritgust 10d ago

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

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u/languish24 10d ago

Motherfucker

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u/bu22dee 10d ago

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

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u/Aztec_Reaper I have crippling depression 10d ago

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

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u/d34th_fr0m_4b0v3 10d ago

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

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u/Kqimi 10d ago

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

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u/1Destro 10d ago

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

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u/tyronejhongrajo 10d ago

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

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u/RedditorsSuckMyCock 10d ago

How many aunts do you have?

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u/Robo--FED 10d ago

Hol' Up!

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u/the_69_thakur ☣️ 10d ago

Wait... HIS?

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u/naveedkoval 10d ago

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

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u/CharlieBrown20XD6 10d ago

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

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u/Killmonger18 10d ago

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

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u/absolluteweebtrash 10d ago

This motherfucker

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u/TanishqG 10d ago

Cha cha real smooth

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 10d ago

Incest wincest...?

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u/MAC2XISONREDDIT 10d ago

Wait...WAIT

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u/BawarianKoszerny 10d ago

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

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u/Emperor_Lowie 10d ago

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

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u/modsbegae 10d ago

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

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u/LordFedoraWeed 10d ago

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

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u/K4312PL4Z 10d ago

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

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u/cheeseslippers 10d ago

Make ur mommy a mommy again

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u/MitzzGoneCrazy 10d ago

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

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u/ch1nsak 10d ago

Hol up

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u/asapwilliam 10d ago

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

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u/Dofima Orange 10d ago

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

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u/East_Yogurtcloset491 10d ago

*you mean, his mom/your aunt

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u/memes-of-awesome 10d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/BowlTime2765 10d ago

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

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u/toatzz 10d ago

Hol up

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u/DaPepic2008 10d ago

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

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u/dinkinfl1cka 10d ago

This is advance warfare.

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u/True_Wizzz 10d ago

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

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u/Unholyly_thicc_boi 10d ago

his aunt, so..... your mom?

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u/bab3sia3d3l 10d ago

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

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u/WD40911 10d ago

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now

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u/Genichi12 can I get a flair 10d ago

Doing my mom ! Doin' doin' my mom !

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u/ResidentCoconut 10d ago

Hold up, wait a minute.