r/blursedimages 14d ago Wholesome 6 Helpful 6 Silver 7 Giggle 1

blursed_view

Post image
72.0k Upvotes

1.3k

u/iamharshul007 14d ago Silver Wholesome

He sees everything...

446

u/__Emer__ 13d ago

That’s what makes it hotter

126

u/Thisguygotit 13d ago

That and the fiery pit of lava beneath him as he is Sauron

57

u/RedMiah 13d ago

Sauron demands a tribute!

Of bananas…

25

u/p_s_i 13d ago

And Bob

16

u/Aconite_72 13d ago

And vagene

8

u/Euphoric_Elephant78 13d ago

Creepy banana!

4

u/happybobafett 13d ago

We could say he is going bananas

3

u/InEenEmmer 13d ago

Alsjemenou, van alle plaatsen kom ik je nu tegen op een niet Nederlandse sub!

Vakantie op buitenlandse Subreddits?

3

u/__Emer__ 13d ago

Ik zit naar Minions te gluren die hotels binnengluren. Hoe maak jij het

2

u/InEenEmmer 13d ago

Ik ben hier omdat dit hotel toch iets in mij aanwakkert. Overnachten terwijl een grote minion je de hele tijd zit te begluren?

2

u/__Emer__ 13d ago

We kunnen het samen doen ;)? Naar dat hotel bedoel ik natuurlijk 😳

2

u/InEenEmmer 13d ago

Hoe meer ogen hoe beter!

→ More replies

3

u/sharkpunch7 13d ago

Where are his hands?

→ More replies

12

u/FatAlEinstein 13d ago

The all-seeing eye of Min-yon

→ More replies

8

u/Hentai_thighs 13d ago

Good. He can watch me bust the fattest nut of my life to some Minion porn.

5

u/torb 13d ago

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

2

u/SchwiftyMpls 13d ago

Get Schwifty!

2

u/GimmeeSomeMo 13d ago

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you been bad or good...

3

u/nlolhere 13d ago

So sacrifice bananas for goodness sake

1

u/Piggybank113 13d ago

ALWAYS WATCHING

→ More replies

463

u/onlo 14d ago

Don't mind him, he is just making sure you're sleeping

133

u/AragogTehSpidah 13d ago

forever

25

u/[deleted] 13d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

13

u/DraconicWF 13d ago

Judging by the other buildings and the ground, I imagine it was either pure white or has some small pattern

7

u/TheIJDGuy 13d ago

What happens when he finds me not asleep?

3

u/onlo 13d ago

We don't ask these questions.

→ More replies

259

u/ky0ma_h00in 13d ago

This is art

You will hear a buzzer

When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art

...

You should now feel mentally invigorated

37

u/lesefant 13d ago

If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly upon this classical music.

22

u/nerf_herder1986 13d ago

three seconds of warbled classical music followed by a loud buzzer

9

u/teejay_the_exhausted 13d ago

Good, now please return to your bed

79

u/shaadj 13d ago

Big brother is watching

5

u/gheebutersnaps87 13d ago

Literally 1984

→ More replies

172

u/anttisaarenpaa1 14d ago

BANANA!

24

u/MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R foreskin removal expert 13d ago

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh

9

u/CommunitRagnar 13d ago

Banana?

3

u/justsomeguy_youknow 13d ago

Terracotta pie

HEY!

2

u/BananaMinion2 13d ago

Yes, please?

94

u/Shadow_Scale 14d ago

It's enough to make my sleep paralysis demon jealous

3

u/PunkIsPunk95 13d ago

They, too, fear this whilst sitting on your chest

→ More replies

53

u/Andy_B_Goode 13d ago

Is this for real? The angles look different in each image. Unless it's from two different rooms?

10

u/Sk3tchyboy 13d ago edited 13d ago

2

u/testtubemuppetbaby 13d ago

Disagree. It's a completely different angle and the light coming in looks like lightening effect.

10

u/ToxiJuice 13d ago

It's super weird to me that people are saying it's an illusion, when the camera appears to be rotated nearly 90 degrees between the two photos. The Sydney Opera House illusion, that people are claiming it to be, requires the object in question to remain in about the same place in your field of view. No matter how big a building is, at this distance turning that far will move the building to the side of, or out of view.

So yeah, it's either another room, or photoshopped. Which I'm assuming the latter, because I'm not really sure why you would take this picture from two different rooms.

3

u/testtubemuppetbaby 13d ago

None of those videos show the same thing as this. The opera house doesn't fucking fly around the corner, it just looks bigger.

3

u/Academic_Coconut_244 13d ago

I feel like you would see the entire mionion instead of just the eyes

19

u/SarcasticGamer 13d ago

The right one is photoshopped. The same exact picture of the minion is being used and lines up perfectly to the one on the right even though it's a completely different angle.

26

u/Permanent_Stress 13d ago

Not photoshopped, it's just the Sydney Opera House Illusion.
You can tell that it's not the same exact picture reused because in the left one the black text is barely even legible while on the right it's much sharper (You can even make out the word 'Theaters' if you zoom in, even though it's just a blurry mess on the left).

7

u/ItIsHappy 13d ago edited 13d ago

I dunno man... Unlike the Sydney Opera House, the angles here are pretty clear and definite. In the first pic the camera is looking right at an angle, and the face is clearly angled perpendicular to the window (it looks sideways). In the second (despite the camera now facing slightly to the left, where no mininon was in the first shot) the face is looking directly in.

Here I've overlayed them in photoshop. It's almost a perfect match. The text lines up. The eye lines up. The archway at the bottom lines up.

IMHO, these are either very convenient perspectives from two different hotel rooms, or photoshop.

EDIT: I think u/carrot_fine discovered the reason for the confusion! The minion, pool, and hotel are all angled. The first picture looks like it was taken at a steep angle because the pool is not square to the window!

New opinion: Probably not photoshop. Still quite confusing.

and yes I've spent way too much time on this today...

→ More replies

0

u/alt-new-more 13d ago

You don’t know how field of view works?

4

u/JohnnyTeardrop 13d ago edited 13d ago

Definitely looks photoshopped. Same exact angle despite view being changed substantially. Still a funny meme though

Edit: Actually not necessarily PS, just not the same room

1

u/[deleted] 13d ago

[deleted]

3

u/JohnnyTeardrop 13d ago

First one they are all the way to the front/left of the room and still tilting camera to the right to get the minion in frame. Second one it’s 15 feet back and dead center in the room, shooting dead center and the minion is perfectly in frame. I actually shouldn’t claim photoshop, second one might just be from a different room a few doors down. Im not gonna die on this hill or anything but doesn’t look quite right to my eye.

2

u/Carrot-Fine 13d ago

It's taken from the Loew's hotel in Hollywood.

2

u/ItIsHappy 13d ago

I think you may have uncovered the missing piece of the puzzle!

The minion and the hotel (and the pool) are not at right angles to each other. The first picture looks like it is pointed sharply right, but I think that's just because the pool is angled.

Nice find!

1

u/EverythingButTheURL 13d ago

It's real, they backed up for the second shot

10

u/Andre2kReddit 13d ago

luh papaya

5

u/hilyexplosivechicken 13d ago

GETOUTOFMYHEAD

7

u/Ok-Pangolin8996 13d ago

🍌🍌🍌🍌

8

u/Archercrash 13d ago

I always feel like, somebody’s watching me.

5

u/TUSD00T 13d ago

Remember to call a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours.

2

u/sharkpunch7 13d ago

Ok good I have 2 more hours then

4

u/Zaeldurr 13d ago

Arc de Miniomphe

6

u/Someone55428 13d ago

That's a bit of a... depressing view

3

u/Read_The_FCK_Manual 13d ago

Minion at day, hal9000 at night

3

u/SylveonGold 13d ago

It’s common for large billboards to be outside of hotel views now. It’s tasteless.

2

u/Dank_memerlord_42069 13d ago

I’m blown away that it took this long to find a comment about this. If I ever went to a hotel and they had a big ass billboard up like this in the middle of the fucking hotel, I would refuse to pay and would go find a different one.

People need to learn that this shit isn’t okay, I’m already fucking paying you. You don’t show me ads. If you show me ads and I’m a paying customer, you get a 0 star review and lose a customer.

→ More replies

3

u/Outkastwill 13d ago

🎶 I always feel like, somebody’s watching me. And I got no privacy. 🎶

2

u/NoProfessor7757 13d ago

The next morning the eye will be angled slightly so it's looking directly at you

2

u/jdareo17 13d ago

Oh that's just Sauron's lesser known cousin, Carl

2

u/troubadorkk 13d ago Wholesome

198for kids!

2

u/Contortionietzsche 13d ago

Are you allowed to touch the air?

2

u/bmt0075 13d ago

There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dur, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.”

2

u/PsychePsyche 13d ago

If /r/wackytictacs is still around this might be for them

2

u/polkadotspots 13d ago

What an eye sore

2

u/That_otter_dork 13d ago

I had a nightmare like this once

2

u/PoohRules 13d ago

Reminds me of that Monsters episode . . . the one with the big eye creature. *shutters*

2

u/[deleted] 13d ago

"Here's looking at you" - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca; in a hotel bar...

2

u/DragonKite_reqium 13d ago

Uh pure teror would be one thing

2

u/SannyjGirl 13d ago

“Hey babe, wouldn’t it be nice to fuck in front of the giant ass minion eye”.

1

u/Mountain_Ad92 13d ago

He is watching!

1

u/PublicUnited7569 13d ago

He is all-knowing

1

u/Vincent8Kopp 13d ago

maybe: „aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah“

1

u/brody_the_dumbdumb 13d ago

This is the new minion spinoff movie, it’s called minion Kong

1

u/fatalrugburn 13d ago

Horny minion sounds

1

u/mohakhalil3103 13d ago

dont say anything , he could hear you also

1

u/LikeAYoungerHouse 13d ago

Over the ashheaps the giant eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg kept their vigil, but I perceived, after a moment, that other eyes were regarding us with peculiar intensity from less than twenty feet away.

1

u/synthguitarswhatever 13d ago

But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg.

1

u/Bob_n_Midge 13d ago

Kenny?…Kenny?!?

1

u/I_Want_Fuck_Sona 13d ago

Big minion is watching you

1

u/Mitchell9203 13d ago

Where are you exactly

1

u/ronniedude 13d ago

This is at the Loews Hollywood hotel.

1

u/Mitchell9203 13d ago

What room number i will be paying you a visit

1

u/tobefituser 13d ago

too late, room is full now

1

u/Mitchell9203 13d ago

That doesnt matter i want to see the damn minion nobody will stand in my way

1

u/tobefituser 13d ago

bro, we're not looking at the minion _^

1

u/guillardo 13d ago

Potassium or your life

1

u/MrDude_1 13d ago

MmmmMmmm banana.

1

u/Complex-Goat-2086 13d ago

Lol I kinda want to know what hotel 😅

→ More replies

1

u/PrimaPeri 13d ago

Banana

1

u/wheatencross1 13d ago

Iron Lung

1

u/stbrnangel 13d ago

ask if he want to join and use bananas 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Nebulata 13d ago

I see this as an absolute win.

1

u/Androos 13d ago

Magnificent

1

u/DonMonger 13d ago

Eminem and his minions are getting out of hand

1

u/jdmull03 13d ago

all seeing eye

1

u/julia_is_dead 13d ago

I’ve gotten drunk before a flight at that pool!

1

u/samafredd 13d ago

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder

1

u/itay_tayar13 13d ago

If you're a Facebook mom you won, but if you're anything else good luck trying to beg uncle ben to not show his pet snake to you while this abomination looking

1

u/Alarmed-Company3513 13d ago

Expected more big brother jokes lol

1

u/cantthinklikecat 13d ago

Chances of you getting killed by SpongeBob are low, but not 0.

1

u/sixgunbuddyguy 13d ago

This is just straight cursed, nothing blessed about it

→ More replies

1

u/Mouseclarke 13d ago

Big Banana is just watching. Always watching...

1

u/mylo2202 13d ago

Good luck masturbating

1

u/0MadXV 13d ago

I am watching

1

u/bigboi-countrytime 13d ago

Honestly better than mine rn

1

u/imsil3nt 13d ago

Minyon

1

u/Hopalongtom 13d ago

Those are shit curtains!

1

u/[deleted] 13d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Hopalongtom 13d ago

Sounds wasteful.

1

u/wishfortress 13d ago

I hate it. And for a variety of reasons!

1

u/UndeniablyMyself 13d ago

I doubt they constructed that arch just for a Minions movie, so what do you think guests saw through that window before it was painted up?

1

u/Misan_UwU 13d ago

amongion

1

u/MagicalDolfin 13d ago

Attack on Minions

1

u/BagelBoy787 13d ago

i used to hate this view… but then it gru on me

1

u/Thok-81 13d ago

Eye on the prize!

1

u/DrSandbags 13d ago

HARDAC?

1

u/well-just-a-guy clessed 13d ago

1984

1

u/Ed-ri-ch-69 13d ago

Butt, heheheh.

1

u/C-Dub178 13d ago

I’d ask for a new room. Fuck that shit

1

u/JamesFerg650 13d ago

“How come it feels like, somebody’s watching me!”

1

u/OpeningSpeed1 13d ago

Talk about a double view

1

u/Recent-Needleworker8 13d ago

That's fucking awesome

1

u/Jimmy_Dean_Sus i like this flair :) 13d ago

Its like a dumpy eye of sauron

1

u/reee4 13d ago

CONSUME PRODUCT

1

u/FLBasher 13d ago

They are watching

1

u/poorly-worded 13d ago

But what does he have to say about HIS view?

1

u/Jefflehem 13d ago

"Thank you" would be a good start.

1

u/Totem_town 13d ago

Sleep little one. Before you learn what fear truly is

1

u/KCPlaysz 13d ago

Oh hell nahhh

1

u/Spartan-teddy-2476 13d ago

Where even is this?

1

u/God_Johnson93992 13d ago

God watches when you masturbate

1

u/rtravisboyd 13d ago

It’s fitting for a minion

1

u/-Grymjack- 13d ago

Don't stay right off of Hollywood Blvd. LOL. I saw that advert yesterday.

1

u/DogeOfWHighland 13d ago

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

1

u/EstebanL 13d ago

What’s there to say other than “perfection”?

1

u/EvilRick_C-420 13d ago

ILLUMINATION!

1

u/BadGamingTime 13d ago

Sussy Minion

1

u/Arbor-Trap 13d ago

Something something Gatsby

1

u/gruff_rift 13d ago

I feel so sorry for you, god protect your soul...

1

u/goliathusthehunter 13d ago

Where is it?

1

u/micropig1982 13d ago

Looks like Bob ALSO has a veiw...lol

1

u/scottyboy552 13d ago

That's not how light works, clearly photoshop. The only this would make logical sense is if the curtain itself has the minion design, otherwise it would not be visible with the curtains drawn.

1

u/liveda4th 13d ago

Bahnahnaaaaah

1

u/Smuttley05 13d ago

I would sue for emotional distress

1

u/waiting4thendtocome 13d ago

You are safe from all hostile entities as long as minion building watches you

1

u/thesurfer1996 13d ago

“Banana”

1

u/Nik0660 13d ago

Looks like a minion third reich

1

u/MaiYoKo 13d ago

I once stayed in a hotel room with a view of a 30ft crucified Jesus on the church directly across the street. My window was at Jesus's eye level. It was like he was watching us for a week solid.

1

u/Piuwuka 13d ago

Banana

1

u/facorread 13d ago

I hope they charged you extra

1

u/socialmeteorite 13d ago

Voyeuristic minion

1

u/Kronos1008 13d ago

"The eye of Doctor T. J. Minionburg is blue and gigantic—its iris is one yard high."

1

u/lego_mannequin 13d ago

Doesn't even look like the same eye.

1

u/Cruxus_Ashbourne 13d ago

I do! It goes something like “I need a new room!”

1

u/Zenvarix 13d ago

Open the window, point in a direction and shout "BANANA" as loud as you can to see if it'll get up and go look.

1

u/rational_emp 13d ago

Wow, Amogus really is everywhere!

1

u/Bosnianfanboy55 13d ago

Even when you think you are safe….. think again

1

u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 13d ago

“Shhhhhh let it watch”

1

u/buckabee 13d ago

I counted 11 massive billboards for this movie last time I drove down the street where this pic is from (Highland Ave in LA).

Felt like they had me surrounded.

1

u/Box_of_Food 13d ago

His name... was Kevin!

1

u/nonumberplease 13d ago

Minions advertising is so aggressive

1

u/I_Has_A_Hat 13d ago

No babe, leave the curtain open. I WANT minion to watch.

1

u/Ella_the_Eevee 13d ago

That's not even just a funny mural it's a giant add. Tbh that's just kinda trashy

1

u/Gaming_nerd42 13d ago

I’m sorry Dave, im afraid i can’t do that

1

u/delvach 13d ago

Don't. Don't say anything about it. For god's sake.