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Djokovic Visa Cancelled news

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/tennis/novak-djokovic-visa-saga-live-updates-immigration-minister-still-yet-to-make-decision-as-serbian-tennis-star-s-2022-australian-open-campaign-remains-in-limbo-20220114-p59o7i.html
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u/Jaiph 8d ago Helpful

6pm on a Friday, when all the most confident announcements are made.

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 8d ago

I'm surprised there wasn't one sentence at the end saying "There'll also be an election on May 14" just so no one would notice.

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u/QuotingDrSeuss 8d ago

I dunno, 10pm on New Year's eve saw a pretty significant announcement. Too bad for the government it only comes once a year ...

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/close-contact-health-workers/amp/

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u/TheRealCJ 8d ago

We call that the "Betty White Gambit"

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u/QF17 8d ago

First reaction: hahaha

Second reaction: oof, too soon

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u/Pariera 8d ago

And the perfect time to hamper him contesting it as most court facilities arent necessarily open on the weekend

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u/isisius 8d ago

Lol at doing this on a Friday arvo so he can bail till Monday.

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u/Mr_Depressed 8d ago

Novak’s punching the air so hard right now

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u/pygmy █◆▄▀▄█▓▒░ 8d ago

Serbian Jesus gonna be pissed

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u/SedatedGiraffe 8d ago

Don’t worry, he’ll be back in three days…

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u/ill0gitech 8d ago

Mr Hawke late on Friday afternoon said:

“I’m announcing this in a Friday to hope it gets buried. Lol, I know that won’t happen, but I gotta try right?”

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u/51IDN 8d ago

Nah, courts are closed over the weekend and AO starts Monday. Novaxx has no chance now.

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u/Wild_Activity5276 8d ago

Fed judge is on standby. Unbelievable.

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u/VermicelliOk5182 8d ago edited 8d ago

How does this work? I have no idea how the legal system works. Obviously money is a factor, but how does this work with getting a case in front of a judge so quickly?

EDIT: A lot of people have said money, but how? Like, do you just ring the court and pay for a priority booking? I still don’t understand how this works.

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u/WKCIA 8d ago

Most courts have what’s called a “Duty Judge.” That’s a judge who is rostered to take urgent matters that can’t wait til the next day or the next sitting day or otherwise are super urgent.

In this case, there’ll be a judge who hates the Chief Judge at the moment for rostering him or her on this weekend…

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u/fromphtoau 8d ago

But how is Novax playing / not playing in AO an urgent matter?

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u/BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss 8d ago Silver All-Seeing Upvote

Asylum seekers in detention for years, but Novax gets a judge to come into work on a weekend so he can play tennis on Monday.

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u/project2501 8d ago

At the tax payers lament too. On both counts to be honest.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness 8d ago

So you're saying we should give them all tennis rackets to hurry up their refugee claim?

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u/NotObamaAMA 8d ago

Narrator: “it’s not”

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u/IntroductionSnacks 8d ago

You were correct in the first place, money. If anything this saga has just shown how our court system is pay to play. There are people awaiting trial (So innocent until guilty) locked up due to Covid court delays. It's pathetic.

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u/Vandeleur1 8d ago

Let's not forget all those other people with "immigration issues" who have been waiting years for so much as an update

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u/NotObamaAMA 8d ago

Absolutely, Australian court is pay to play. Ever tried using legal aid? Good luck with that. Even if you get lucky and get a regular lawyer from a regular firm doing legal aid work, there’s a huge difference between the amount of work they’ll put in for a legal aid client vs a fee paying client.

I’m not saying this to shit on the lawyer either, the government doesn’t pay them enough to put the same amount of attention in. If you want an explanation for something, you’re pretty much getting that out of the goodwill of the lawyer, the only time they’re getting paid for is enough time to skim your file and do what they think probably fits best without much more thought.

“Entitled to a lawyer” is more like entitled for a lawyer to speak on your behalf to the judge, because otherwise shit would take all day and judges would quit, having to deal with your stupid ass.

Sorry. Personal experience. Fuck Australian legal system. Corruption at the top, bent over at the bottom.

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u/EggNoodleSupreme 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Fuck Novak, right in his visa-less ass.

He's a pretentious, stuck-up, man-child who's limitless entitlement is exceeded only by his ability to blame others for his bad choices.

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u/olly128 8d ago

Coming up at 12, Novak to run for preselection for the Liberal party.

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u/aeschenkarnos 8d ago

He’s massively overqualified. There is a thing, a distinct thing, that he is legitimately excellent at, without having to be done favours and handed advantages denied to others. As such he outclasses the worthless Liberals by a mile.

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u/safetyscissors 8d ago

Longest episode of border security ever.

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u/VeeBee23 8d ago

Where's the sub-story about the old Asian couple that entered Australia with a suitcase of raw food?

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u/Yggdrasill71 8d ago edited 8d ago Silver

“IT NOT FOOD…it egg”

“Why is it hidden in a sock ma’am?”

“I don’t know…my AUNTY PACK!!!”

“Do you have anything else…other than this disgusting black, boiled egg, in you luggage?”

“NO…can I go…family waiting”

“So these 27 cartons of cigarettes…did Aunty pack these?”

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u/johnnybean 8d ago

“IT NOT CIGARETTE… IT EGG!”

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u/HalfManHalfCyborg 8d ago

My own theory is that there are cultural or linguistic reasons that Chinese travellers simply don’t see raw ingredients as being food. The form asks do they have any food, and they think “uh, no, you can’t eat any of these, silly - you have to cook them to turn them into meals!”. Can anyone confirm this?

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u/Yggdrasill71 7d ago

And that’s why they hide most of it all over the place - in clothing and inside tin foil or breakfast cereal boxes. And why they look nervous and shift from side to side. It’s not because they don’t consider it food. I get that it’s more likely they think they won’t be able to get these items once they’re over here, I also suspect they aren’t aware just how strict we are over here.

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u/safetyscissors 8d ago

Ah the one where they declared they didn’t have any food but had raw food items? Probably if they played tennis they would’ve been able to get it in.

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u/VeeBee23 8d ago

It's my second favourite part of Border Security after the stories about someone planning to work on a tourist visa.

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u/RidingtheRoad 8d ago

Announcing it Friday afternoon is not a coincidence..

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u/sam_galactic 8d ago

Trying to distract us from the cricket score I think...

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u/winoforever_slurp_ 8d ago

No, distracting us from the Hillsong scandal

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u/QF17 8d ago

Nope, it’s the compulsory acquisition of RAT’s

When it was just a single pharmacy complaining on ABC, no one cares

But when QLD rail loses an order of 20k, expect noise (especially of it means reduced services and makes the Labor government look bad)

I expect that Victoria will soon announce they have lost a major shipment too- this will break over the weekend, but Murdoch and Costello will focus on Novak until at least Tuesday

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u/Cayenne321 8d ago

Combine the two and you've got scomo pulling RATs while his church dishes them out for free and flaunts the rules. They've waited all week on a djoko announcement for optimal face saving.

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u/OkBreakfast449 8d ago

Federal LNP would literally cut its own balls off with a rusty spoon if it made QLD labor look bad.

Unfortunatley for them

a) they have no balls

and

b) this made federal LNP and not the state ALP look like utter cunts to QLDers,

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u/mbullaris 8d ago

Speculating here but it could have just been simply to allow ample time to receive submissions from all parties (Home Affairs, ABF and Djokovic’s team). If it had been turned around in a working day I’m sure that would have also raised the questions. Hawke would also have had had other departmental issues - not front page issues - of equal significance and importance too.

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u/mystroseeker 8d ago

On a separate news, hillsong got their rights to song and dance revoked.

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u/Aggravating_Event_79 8d ago

Apparently they avoided being fined 🙄

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u/tubbyx7 8d ago

Nsw police doing political favours? Well that just never happens

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u/LaszloPanaflexxx 8d ago

Pretty sure their top cop is in the cult.

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u/mrbugle81 8d ago

The most highly paid public servant in Australia? Wasn't he slomos neighbour?

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u/druex 8d ago

Looks like he's doing a bit more than putting the bins out for Morrison.

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u/patpierce_88 8d ago

Absolutely cannot believe that. We were threatened with fines in the thousands PER CROWD MEMBER if there were singing/dancing at our shows so we’ve not even bothered to announce them.

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u/ComfortableIsland704 8d ago

Have you tried being rich, religious or a celebrity yet?

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u/blowfarthetrollqueen 8d ago

Or being the church of our lord and saviour Scomo?

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u/Wobbling 8d ago

Remember when that youtube guy got arrested for being a bit mouthy to the pollies?

Cops have priorities too, ya know.

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u/EroticMustard 8d ago

Friendly Jordies producer for handing a piece of paper to the former deputy PM, on a public street. Which resulted in terror police being sent to his house, arresting him, assaulting his mum and nearly killing the family dog.

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u/account_not_valid 8d ago

former deputy PM

Deputy NSW premier.

Although, the way federal politics have become Sydney-centric, it's not far off.

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u/Ramiel01 8d ago

"...and you almost killed my dog!"

"apologies, ma'am, we'll have the TRG come around as soon as possible"

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u/Silly-Ad9005 8d ago

God works in mysterious money

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u/Taviooo 8d ago

And the apology these cunts issued? “We’re sorry if you misinterpreted what we did as a bad thing”. You can’t make this shit up…

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u/GlassGuava886 8d ago

"It's not me, it's you" lol.

Djokovic and Hillsong sing from the same hymn book.

Thou art special.

Hillsong dodged the fine though i hear. Can't imagine why?

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u/YourGenerational 8d ago

Well if you fine them, they won’t have as much money to stick in brown paper bags.

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u/ill0gitech 8d ago

“It’s not a music festival. It’s just a bunch or different artists performing on stages in a carnival-like atmosphere.”

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u/Moosiemookmook 8d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Congratulations to Novax for winning his first Australian Closed.

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u/Shaggyninja 8d ago

Ooh that's good. Send it to the Chaser

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u/hitmyspot 8d ago

It's the first time someone laot the tournament for missing just 2 shots.

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u/Yahtzee82 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Breaking: Novak Djokovic announces sudden conversion to Hillsong Church to void deportation charges and scrutiny.

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u/Jarofkickass 8d ago Helpful

Fuck has the tennis ever been this entertaining

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u/Dr_barfenstein 8d ago

How goods the tennis?

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u/ComfortableIsland704 8d ago

Upvoted to make sure. Can't wait for the sad hotel campers to hear the news

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u/NotObamaAMA 8d ago

Someone should have told the antivax crowd he was being held in Nauru. Could do with a little more protesting over there.

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u/Theaustraliandev 8d ago

Bunch of whingy cunts who are angry that their precious tennis star is being kicked out of mean Australia. Good GTFO

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u/lizziecm 8d ago

At least the world gets to see how our Government handles things... poorly.

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u/mulimulix 8d ago

Cancels is right at close of business Friday so that any appeal can't happen for 3 days at the earliest. Surely intentional? Not sure who or how it really helps though.

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u/Idontknowperhapsnot 8d ago

Is there an ability to appeal a ministerial decision like this?

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u/sinixis 8d ago

They can ask for a judicial review to determine the minister exercised the power lawfully

But the court cannot overrule the decision based on merits.

His only chance is to get released on a bridging visa and drag out the review process so he can play in the meantime

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u/st6374 8d ago

Can you actually play on your bridging visa? Don't think you can work on a bridging visa unless they specifically allow you to.

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u/starsky1984 8d ago

He can only play 20 hours a week haha

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u/Aggressive_Impact998 8d ago

Fuck that'd be funny. Opponents dragging out all matches to 5 sets while he is scrambling to finish.

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u/DeeDee_GigaDooDoo 8d ago

AFP standing on the sidelines stopwatch in hand.

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u/patchy_bear 8d ago

Lol good one. I had a chuckle. Imagine he’s deep in a 5 set match and immigration officers come onto the court cos he’s exceeded his 20 hours of work per week.

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u/starsky1984 8d ago

Haha and then be starts asking to be paid cash instead or with tennis rackets or something to keep it off the books

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u/AnjingNakal 8d ago

On the bright side if he sucks off whoever runs his hostel he'll get a $50 discount on the rent that week

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u/holigay123 8d ago

He can't play tennis but he can work picking fruit as long as he is willing to pay top rent to the farmer's preferred hostel partner

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u/Ok_Coconut4077 8d ago

Not the decision itself but they can challenge the grounds which is unlikely to go well for novax

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u/mulimulix 8d ago

Yes it's been all but a certainty he would apply for an injunction and many seem to believe he would get it. My theory is that this means he won't be able to get the injunction until after the AO begins on Monday morning which means they'll have no choice but to exclude him from the competition but not sure.

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u/hebejebez 8d ago

Yeah I feel like he was going to try and force his way into the competition with litigation and the government are like nah mate.

They done fucked up giving him a visa in the first place but still, almost chess move (I'm being very generous) from the immigration bloke. I thought they'd flip flop tbh and just let him get booed.

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u/ill0gitech 8d ago

They could have cancelled his visa before the draw, and tickets. This just fucks over Tennis Australia further. Which could be the point.

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u/hebejebez 8d ago

Probably. I mean they did write to hunt and atagi asking what the deal was and were told he's a no. And they still have him an exemption or whatnot so I imagine that's muddied the water.

Everyone's somewhat in the wrong now but with Novak totally hardcore wrong in every way.

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u/thornydevil969 8d ago

it's not as if T.A. didn't deserve getting fucked over for the part they played in this saga .

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u/AhYaGotMe 8d ago

Also to distract from news that the federal government has commandeered privately ordered test kits as well as QueenslandRails' and others who had planned ahead..

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u/aeschenkarnos 8d ago

Every fuckup is a distraction from a fuckup that was a distraction from a fuckup that was a distraction from a fuckup …

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u/Active-Scarcity-871 8d ago

grabs popcorn

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u/chubbyurma 8d ago

Kind of annoying that this has been Australia's big ticket headline for the last week tbh.

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u/lizziecm 8d ago

Yeah, it should be how poorly they've handled covid

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u/auntyjames 8d ago

All most like it’s on purpose….

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u/itoldyouiwouldeatyou 8d ago

Right? So much more entertainment left in this one, it's so juicy.

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u/If-yousayso 8d ago edited 8d ago

This and the French submarines have really sank our Eurovision chances

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u/colawithzerosugar 8d ago

12 points from Kosovo

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u/WKCIA 8d ago

No this is amazing chess thinking.

We’ll get 12 points from every other former Yugoslav republic

Big brain stuff this

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u/totally-suspicious 8d ago

If Dami Im couldn't win it by bringing the house down and killing it like she did then I can assure you no Australian ever will.

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u/OZer0s 8d ago

Well I can only speak for Germany but I do think that most people here are in favor of his deportation.

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u/fatalikos 8d ago

Balkan remembers 😆

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u/vforbatman 8d ago

Deporting the great Serbian hero is about to see today become a national holiday in Croatia

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u/Fallschrimjager 8d ago

Here in Kosovo too!

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u/steele19891989 8d ago

Why are we still debating procedural fairness when we have so many other worthy and legitimate cases to process?

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u/insty1 8d ago Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

Novak: am I ever gonna see your face again

Australia: no way, get fucked, fuck off

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u/guyfromthemeadows 8d ago

If only France does this to him, also.

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u/stopped_watch 8d ago Helpful

I just had to explain this to my Canadian girlfriend. For all you non Aussies visiting this sub, here is your context: https://youtu.be/6jLoxp8EmoM

Fun fact, this is a question on our citizenship exam.

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u/Moosiemookmook 8d ago

I'm now imagining Novax on the 1300 Immigration hotline pressing option one and it cuts to the Muzak on hold:

'went down to Santa Fe where Renoir paints the walllllll'

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u/paoper 8d ago

Fun fact, this is a question on our citizenship exam.

Is this true? That's hilarious. I only lived in Australia (Melb) for half a year but I'd believe it immediately.

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u/GershBinglander 8d ago

Yep, the examiners just start randomly singing "Am I ever gonna see you face again" during a quiet bit in the exam. Anyone that that can chant the reply without prompting gets a free pass.

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u/paoper 8d ago

I'm very gullible so I'll just accept a random internet comment as fact.

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u/oldmanserious 8d ago

It’s after the question on how to defend against Dropbear attacks.

(You don’t)

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u/WhyAmIStillHere86 8d ago Silver

Until all this went down, I didn't care about Djokovic one way or the other, except as new material on Jimmy Rees's "Meanwhile In Australia".

Now? I don't care how well he swings a racket, he should be deported.

  • Either he lied about having COVID-19, or he was knowingly and deliberately active in the community while positive AND while awaiting the result of a PCR test.
  • Australian Immigration forms have to be filled out by YOU, unless you're a minor child who can't write yet. I remember an international flight (pre-2020, obviously) where I spent 14 hours basically unconscious-levels of asleep, after being awake more than 24 hours after an emergency landing, got poked awake by a flight attendant, and spent the decent filling out the forms.
    If Novax's support team did fill out the forms for him, that's another layer of "Did The Wrong Thing" to add to the list.
  • As multiple other players have pointed out, Vaccines have been available for almost a year now. 99% of players did the right thing and rolled up their sleeves. Vaccinations were required for the athletes in last year's Olympics and Commonwealth Games. Djokodick can suck it up or sit it out.
  • He lied on his visa about travel in the 14 days prior to arriving in Australia, not mentioning a trip to Spain. That's enough to get people deported with no questions asked, if that "Border Force" reality TV show is to be believed...

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u/intermediatehatred 8d ago

Yeah fuck Novak and his attempt at pushing ANY agenda over his celebrity status. And fuck his wife who "doesn't believe that small wages / poverty exists". Fucking entitled imbeciles.

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u/WhyAmIStillHere86 8d ago

Not to mention his enabling parents and extended family, who compared him to Jesus, detention to the Holocaust (say that to the face of detained refugees who've been there for Years rather than days...) and apparently appealed to the Queen of the UK, as if a Constitutional Monarch had the power to tell us what to do in the case of a single, overhyped, athlete...

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u/Ascalaphos 8d ago

Just in time for the 6PM news!

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u/Medical_Arugula_9146 8d ago

Been watching the Livestream for about 15 mins, it seems to be in English but I have no idea what this cunt has been talking about so far

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u/trollshep 8d ago To The Stars

Now this drama is over can the media focus on the cluster fuck handling of the current covid outbreak.

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u/Savory_shapes15 8d ago

What makes you think this drama is over? I reckon it’s just getting started…

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u/3344668899 8d ago edited 8d ago

I love how this cunt was even cleared to play in the AO and come into the country unvaccinated , meanwhile i couldnt even see my dying relative despite being fully vaccinated. Where was my exemption ? Guess I don’t hit a ball well enough

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u/kitchen_masturbator 8d ago

Morison needed a deflection for his hillsong mates.

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u/blackhuey 8d ago

I guess now we know what the focus group said.

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u/Damo1of1 8d ago

He’s the first player to lose a match for missing two shots!

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u/TaoTheCat 8d ago

Hawke's statement in full:

"Today I exercised my power under section 133C(3) of the Migration Act to cancel the visa held by Mr Novak Djokovic on health and good order grounds, on the basis that it was in the public interest to do so.

"This decision followed orders by the Federal Circuit and Family Court on 10 January 2022, quashing a prior cancellation decision on procedural fairness grounds.

"In making this decision, I carefully considered information provided to me by the Department of Home Affairs, the Australian Border Force and Mr Djokovic.

"The Morrison Government is firmly committed to protecting Australia's borders, particularly in relation to the COVID-19 pandemic.

"I thank the officers of the Department of Home Affairs and the Australian Border Force who work every day to serve Australia's interests in increasingly challenging operational environments."

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u/bobdylan112 8d ago

I wonder if they ended up letting the judge know, as he requested.

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u/matthudsonau 8d ago

Press release counts as letting the judge know /s

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u/AnAmbiguousName 8d ago

figures they were waiting until late Friday afternoon so as to cause as much chaos as possible

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u/Yahtzee82 8d ago

Lmfao sky news be all like omg Australia is a laughing stock. Fuck off. Bout fucking time the libs got something right.

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u/haiir 8d ago

Probably the right call in the end, shame it was handled so incompetently.

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u/HyperIndian 8d ago

It is the right call.

Fuck this anti-vaxxer scumbag. He singlehandedly caused a super spreader event in Europe and then lied on his declaration.

If he got hospitalised from Covid, would he be as arrogant? That's the million dollar question.

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u/XXISavage 8d ago

Ehhh, we showed the world how incompetent our government is while booting a pretty unlikable guy out.

All in all I'm happy with it.

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u/Chosen_Chaos 8d ago

“Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.”

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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u/pygmy █◆▄▀▄█▓▒░ 8d ago

It's win-win. Now if the Hillsong mob could please just Rapture

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u/rustoren 8d ago

Compared to some other things, Scotty from Marketing reckons this one went rather smoothly. The popular opinion has its way and may sway some to vote for the pricks again.

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u/bluemax23 8d ago edited 8d ago Wholesome

As a Serbian who was always rooting cheering for Djokovic (until these recent events), I have a message for Australia: good job for kicking his arrogant & ignorant ass out.

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u/HyperIndian 8d ago

We don't judge Serbians. You guys are mad lads.

We judge him and his shit family.

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u/bluemax23 8d ago

Everybody here hates his crazy family as well.

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u/dasko1086 8d ago edited 8d ago

Somewhere in Australia i hear the “Simpson‘s kid going “ha ha””

as an outsider I see this being someone who feels too much entitlement and could care less about other humans other than himself. So tone deaf it is unreal.

it is not about the jab, it is about he privilege He feels and of not adhering to how another country, you are visiting, operates.

sorry iPad typos and caps etc, (hate autocorrect)

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u/warbastard 8d ago

Unvacced tennis player - “What more could I have done to prevent this?”

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u/DeeDee_GigaDooDoo 8d ago

"I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas"

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u/chainsaw_huffing 8d ago

"Well, well, well if it isn't the consequences of my own inaction"

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u/Biscoff_spread27 8d ago

Say what you want but as a European (Belgium) it's safe to say non of us would have the balls to deport this guy at this point. Hell, we wouldn't even have cancelled his visa at the airport to begin with.

Never thought the minister would. I love Australia!

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u/ELVEVERX 8d ago Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval

If there's one thing Australia excels at it's deporting people!

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u/codemunk3y 8d ago

Normally they spend a lot of time and money not letting them in in the first place

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u/pygmy █◆▄▀▄█▓▒░ 8d ago

'steal a loaf of bread' coupon code has expired

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u/Ok_Coconut4077 8d ago

Hey, my ancestor was sent here for stealing a piece of rope, not a loaf of bread. >! The problem was it was still attached to a horse !<

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u/GunPoison 8d ago

My mother in law proudly told us one of her ancestors was sent for "stealing a handkerchief". I had fun telling her that's the euphemism they used for prostitution!

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u/ihlaking 8d ago

As a Kiwi, we know this all too well. Big sore point back home, and deservedly so.

Prepares for the downvotes this position usually brings

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u/Cerus- 8d ago

Nah, you're right. Australia has treated NZ like shit when it shouldn't.

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u/wiggycj 8d ago

Love you guys

Sorry our pollies treat you like cunts sometimes.

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u/hyperpiper21 8d ago

One of the big consequences for Novak as a result of this is that he can’t apply for another visa for 3 years, so we won’t be seeing him in the Australian open anytime soon.

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u/Beefnfries 8d ago

Good. Djoko is either a liar about having it, or a fuck wit for traveling with it. Either way, we don’t want him in this country.

Also.

Don’t forget that Rapid Antigen Tests are still difficult to find and that they’re not free because Julie Bishop’s family owns a medical supply company that is profiting off the sale of RATs.

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u/Ok_Coconut4077 8d ago

I hope they have his 3 year entry ban ready to go

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u/Taffy711 8d ago

Get absolutely fucked

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u/bzerkr 8d ago

schadenfreude overload in 3…2…1…

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u/Bonez333 8d ago

oh no im a millionaire i deserve special treatment! get the F out...

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u/LordWalderFrey1 8d ago

Took Hawke a long time.

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u/Gummikoalabarchen 8d ago

Had to delay it long enough to fuck over any legal avenue of appeal as much as possible

Apparently this is a Good Thing

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u/InverseEvil 8d ago

Also because they would’ve triple checked that every i was dotted and t crossed so they don’t look like fools and he actually leaves the country this time.

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u/2seconds2midnight 8d ago

Also so they can't argue the Minister didn't properly turn his mind to all relevant issues and information.

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u/Cavalish 8d ago

End of the business week 🤷🏻‍♂️

See you all Monday I suppose.

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u/JDburn08 Canberran 8d ago

Wasn’t one of the reasons the previous cancellation was quashed that it was done earlier than Border Force said it would, or am I misremembering?

Certainly can’t say the same here.

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u/livlifelovelexical 8d ago

Yeah, it was something about procedural fairness. They’ve likely given ample time for him to submit further details and then ‘taken time to consider the evidence’ and then decided to do it at 5pm on a Friday.

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u/ATangK 8d ago

Doing things late on Friday night seems like dumping all the bad news as they often do. Nobody to follow up and the weekend to forget it all.

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u/HaroldHoltSLSC 8d ago

Haha fuck off champ

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u/SyRoUK 8d ago Wholesome

I kind of wanted him to remain so he could be publicly booed in all his matches.

The dude is clearly cavalier with other people's health given how he behaved when he had covid. It blows my mind that a top sportsperson would rather have covid twice, than take a vaccine.

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u/isisius 8d ago

Safe to say everyone involved in this is a dickhead. If only there was a simple think novax could have done to avoid it. Oh well, I can't think of anything

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u/ELVEVERX 8d ago

If only there was a vaccine that could prevent you from getting deported.

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u/leggii 8d ago

Oh no, no no no.

We can't tell a privileged from birth millionaire sports person to do anything.

Hey maybe we should tell him he has to breath, that'll fix the problem. The stubborn prick will suffocate himself.

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u/FredererPower 8d ago

Looking forward to seeing the anti vaxxers on ScoMo’s IG get triggered.

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u/turbocynic 8d ago

"Paging Mr Novax Novisa. Please make you way to gate 22. This is a final boarding call".

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u/HellknowsJS 7d ago

He deserves it. Australia is a sovereign country and even the Queen has to be vaccinated to be in Australia. Who is he???? An omnipotent alien 👾 from space???

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u/rithsv 8d ago

The initial deportation thing was like in football when your team scores a goal but then VAR looks at it for ten minutes and the goal is overturned for some reason. That's how it felt to me, at least.

This announcement is basically your team wins the game in the end anyway. :D

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u/wiggleaddict 8d ago

Novaxx Fuckoffovic

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u/Savory_shapes15 8d ago

Really hope it sticks this time, send that lying SOB back to Serbia! I’m just sad the whole process made us look like a joke of a country. Shows the level of complete fuckin’ incompetence of our government.

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u/Bomber_1 8d ago

Hahahaha and I can’t stress this enough hahaha

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u/SprayManLoveOnMe 8d ago

Very happy this rich selfish asshole didn’t get away with it.

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u/Bletti 8d ago

Good. Can't get special treatment to get in ahead of others that follow the rules.

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u/DongLaiCha 8d ago

thoughts and prayers, maybe he can get covid again and hug some kids to feel better

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u/sinixis 8d ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out fuckstain

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u/TazD 8d ago

Lmao, surprised they had the balls to do it. Right decision, although I was looking forward to the Melbourne crowd booing him.

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u/holigay123 8d ago

He could have gotten vaccinated (which would be to HIS BENEFIT) and/or he could recognise that this is a clusterf*ck and gracefully withdraw to allow the tennis organisers to have an easier time of it.

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u/RiceKingPrime 8d ago

Mobilise the Emus we might be going to war.

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u/Penguin_in_the_sand 8d ago

Watching it live. I feel for those waiting years in detention for the "same" treatment.

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u/otherpeoplesknees 8d ago

If he'd just got vaccinated, none of this would've happened

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u/LostBoyz007 8d ago

LOFL awesome. Fuck that anti Vax prick. This guy is a complete piece of shit. Send him home. NO PLAY FOR YOU.

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u/blakeavon 8d ago

Too bad, so sad!... now we just wait until a certain country declares war on us *grabs popcorn*

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u/CarelessHighTackle 8d ago

Novax? Dontcomebacktovic

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u/Missdriver1997 8d ago

His father hangs out with war criminals. goodbye.

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u/zdiggler 8d ago

Put him back on the next Coach flight out.

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u/goddamnitobama 8d ago

Here's the longest "yeah boii" ever

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u/Ok_Magazine_8295 8d ago

No jab no entry very simple.

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u/ztimulating 8d ago

He is a POS

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u/llye 8d ago

I also read he knew about being COVID-19 positive and still went into contact with kids at some award event

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