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HUSBAND OF THE YEAR 😍😍😍😍 holup

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u/Wrothrok Jan 09 '22

At first I was like, "Awww, she doesn't deserve him." Then I was like, "Yes, yes she does."

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u/JConRed Jan 10 '22

It's quite interesting in reverse...

https://gfycat.com/ThoughtfulSimpleFlyinglemur

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u/Kaneki2424 Jan 10 '22

Dude unless you see the slap then it looks like straight up murder

4

u/JConRed Jan 11 '22

Including his absolutely distraught face at the realization of what he'd just done... Yeah. XD

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u/Some_Efficiency_ Jan 10 '22

Shit gets 0 to 100 real quick

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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 Jan 10 '22

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Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/Alric_Rahl Jan 09 '22

That's some "fuck around and find out"

527

u/CalmCrescendo Jan 09 '22

Had me in the first half, ngl

84

u/Fancy_Agent_8542 Jan 10 '22

Was that a fart or just his armpits

123

u/Stratguy55 Jan 10 '22

It's a Dutch oven. Definitely a fart.

60

u/Slavinger Jan 10 '22

I thought he was suffocating her lmao

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u/slvbros Jan 10 '22

I mean, in a sense

3

u/Stratguy55 Jan 10 '22

Similar, but with love.

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u/Skabbtanten Jan 10 '22

Me too. Watched it without sound. Made a whole lot of a difference and not much of a joke!

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u/Ar3s701 Jan 09 '22

No screams, only dreams

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u/Sumfuc Jan 09 '22

Don’t get mad...ESCALATE!

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u/HughGWreckshun Jan 10 '22

Don’t get mad…FLATULATE.

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u/that_thot_gamer Jan 10 '22

i read that as ejaculate

3

u/Afraid_Name7176 Jan 10 '22

i read read as read

23

u/Pineappleninja351 Jan 09 '22

Sweet dreams are made of this

12

u/ardrcrtr Jan 09 '22

Who am I to disagree

6

u/MaikeruTV Jan 09 '22

Travel the world and the Sven seas

5

u/Abha- Jan 10 '22

Everybody is looking for something

8

u/SnooRevelations541 Jan 10 '22

Some of them want to use you

4

u/Sch0ss4 Jan 10 '22

Some of them want to get used by you

4

u/tftgcddf Jan 10 '22

Some of them want to abuse you

3

u/SnooRevelations541 Jan 10 '22

Some of them want to be abused

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u/rickmon67 Jan 09 '22

Classic Dutch Oven. Well played

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u/Bonecrusher9874 Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

more like… jewish oven [insert laugh]

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u/extremityChoppr Jan 10 '22

Wow that was a real knee slapper pal. Made zero sense, oddly anti semitic, but still an amazing joke all around!!!!!

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u/Got_yayo Jan 10 '22

What are you? 13? And edgy

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

[deleted]

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u/MKGSonic123 Jan 10 '22

Username checks out.

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u/_Cloud_Queen Jan 09 '22

Someone out there, is quietly fapping.

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u/Dependent_Avocado667 Jan 09 '22

Sssh you're gonna wake everybody up

55

u/wasteoftimereading Jan 09 '22

Quietly? No! furiously is the right adverb here.

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u/_Cloud_Queen Jan 09 '22

Carry on sir. Make sure you lube your palm well. Baby oil, my G.

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u/nopenothappning madlad Jan 10 '22

Nah go dry and use a little pre as lube

3

u/_Cloud_Queen Jan 10 '22

Fair play. I don't own a male meat cannon. I just occasionally tinker with them.

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u/Skrip77 Jan 09 '22

Who sleeps with the lights on that bright?

192

u/puupi Jan 09 '22

The fake video makers.

42

u/bmalbert81 Jan 10 '22

People who stage videos like this

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u/Bondomania Jan 10 '22

Maybe it was in the morning

3

u/Skrip77 Jan 10 '22

Or the big brother house…..

1

u/AlarmedLime8623 Jan 10 '22

Your saying I'm a rare species that can sleep while the lights are on

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u/Br0therNer0 Jan 09 '22

she’ll never let me go,she said, oh i’m never letting go Rose i’m never letting go

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u/raserO1 Jan 09 '22

happy cake day by the way

2

u/nopenothappning madlad Jan 10 '22

Hapy cek dei

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u/Ok-Boysenberry-2955 Jan 09 '22

The best part is that right after you scream you need to take a deep breath 😤

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u/7GatesOfHello Jan 09 '22

He gassed her

2

u/Bondomania Jan 10 '22

Husband gas bombs his own wife

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u/striykker Jan 09 '22

It's been 20 minutes and I'm still laughing.

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u/Randomreddittor2 Jan 09 '22

Is he fucking or suffocating

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u/m-p-3 Jan 09 '22

That man went straight up to the Final Solution.

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u/Randomstufithink Jan 09 '22

much easier to suffocate a person that way know from experience

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u/a_dutch_twat Jan 09 '22

i went like "awwww that is so sweet..." and then i went "uhhhh... and here is the hol up"

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u/Jxrden_Boi Jan 10 '22

you can hear from the immediate scream that this isn’t the first time it’s happened

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u/pervy_machanic Jan 09 '22

Husband of the year

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u/durz47 Jan 09 '22

Finally a good holup

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u/Mares_Leg Jan 09 '22

Good thing I just happened to be here in your bedroom filming you guys sleeping with the lights on.

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u/WeirdRandoIam madlad Jan 09 '22

Oh thank god, if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have seen this totally real clip.

3

u/Fair_Pie Jan 09 '22

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR 😂😂😍😆

3

u/SnoWary Jan 09 '22

Finally a real HolUp

3

u/SupremeBoosto Jan 09 '22

this is the correct way to Dutch Oven someone

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u/davidfavorite Jan 09 '22

Its totally not staged with lights on sleeping

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u/Educational-Variety1 Jan 10 '22

This is what's referred to as a pro gamer move.

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u/ardrcrtr Jan 09 '22

That sound.... there was some solids in there....

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u/Toe_Stubber Jan 10 '22

I watched this without sound, and I legit thought he was trying to suffocate her cause I couldn't hear the fart

2

u/mickdeb Jan 10 '22

I know this is just a funny video but getting hit like that for nothing id gtfo real quick

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u/ltBurnsWhenlPvP Jan 10 '22

I watched this without sound and thought he was killing her.

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u/giggluigg Jan 10 '22

The Dutch oven

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u/TheInfinit1 Jan 10 '22

She deserved it

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u/WarnDragon Jan 10 '22

We call this, "The dutch oven".

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Jan 10 '22

Only psychopaths and tiktokers sleep with light on

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u/Affectionate-Feed538 Jan 10 '22

Ah yes, the ol' Dutch oven technique. Good one, lad.

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u/BROFurry69 Jan 10 '22

Dutch oven moment

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u/CrapFaceNinja Jan 09 '22

Widower of the year

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

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u/budheckman Jan 09 '22

Dafuq is this shit? I've been seeing it everywhere

2

u/albert2749 Jan 09 '22

Never seen this reference. But I suppose it’s form clash of clans?

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u/Ok_Dog_1 Jan 09 '22

Clash Royale too

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u/TheDoritoKing48 Jan 09 '22

HOG RIDAAAA

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u/manbat112 Jan 09 '22

HOG RIDAAAAA

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u/Couenn_l Jan 09 '22

Understandable move

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u/BiotechieCanada Jan 09 '22

Tried Dutch ovening the wife a few times. Very satisfying.

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u/Spudzinator Jan 09 '22

The technique.

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u/Zenfudo Jan 09 '22

Nice chainsaw sounding rip holy fuck

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u/SuddenlyHip Jan 09 '22

He should have put something in her mouth to deafen the screams

1

u/krustylesponge Jan 09 '22

I actually laughed so hard from her scream

1

u/Luciferishere123 Jan 09 '22

Wiem you get rejected front the art school but can't afford going into politics

1

u/Feeling_Bathroom9523 Jan 09 '22

Awww. He gave her a Dutch oven as a surprise gift?! Keeper!

1

u/SpinachEfficient Jan 10 '22

Just like my father taught me

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u/Ok_Reading_2150 Jan 10 '22

cameraman *invisble*

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u/suckmysoggyballs Jan 10 '22

I think we just watched someone die

1

u/axizz31 Jan 10 '22

been there, done that

1

u/GottaHaveHouse Jan 10 '22

Dutch oven at its finest !

1

u/Naive-Ad-3394 Jan 10 '22

THAT WENT TO 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKING QUICK

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u/ballz__d33p Jan 10 '22

Shhh you sleep now.

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u/Daemon_Lord5253 Jan 10 '22

THIS IS A HOLUP

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u/Th3AngryBastard Jan 10 '22

I have done this 😂

1

u/ProductOfAQueen Jan 10 '22

She probably mad as fuck

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u/IndividualistThought Jan 10 '22

The classic Dutch Oven

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u/LongLava Jan 10 '22

He really wrapped her like a burrito lmao

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u/Jastactical Jan 10 '22

He isn’t gonna be a husband any longer after she chokes to death on his fart

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u/AdEducational4129 Jan 10 '22

That what a hold uo is

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u/AeroPlays_Games Jan 10 '22

fucking amazing

1

u/Fritzo2162 Jan 10 '22

My wife was a police officer, and she would often have "expressive dreams."

One night, she rose up in bed at around 3am and punched me in the balls as hard as she could, then dropped back down to sleep. I woke up unable to breathe feeling like my stomach had been turned inside out.

That happened 20 years ago and I still bring it up to this day.

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u/Thatoneguysk Jan 10 '22

Fucking knew it

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u/Commercial_Log7803 Jan 10 '22

the job is done and the bitch is dead

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u/Hat_Kid_ Jan 10 '22

PRANK HER JHON

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u/Comprehensive-Fox-52 Jan 10 '22

Paybacks a bitch

1

u/Superb321 Jan 10 '22

It went from Awwww to WTF in 3 seconds.

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u/BIGBERDBIG Jan 10 '22

Her life just went from 100-0 real fast

1

u/SpaceShark01 Jan 10 '22

I too sleep being recorded with all my lights on

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u/no_status00 Jan 10 '22

they had us in the first half ngl

1

u/asvat007 Jan 10 '22

I knew what was coming

1

u/LordRickAstley Jan 10 '22

If they do this to me, i would die

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u/loco500 Jan 10 '22

PHYSICAL DAMAGE!!!

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u/Hellkids2 Jan 10 '22

“Good work 47. Onto the next target”

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u/Fidelio___ Jan 10 '22

Stop sleeping with the lights on, dammit.

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u/fuzfy Jan 10 '22

I hope this is real

1

u/spoko_morda Jan 10 '22

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

1

u/PushNo2431 Jan 10 '22

The enemy was too stunned to speak

1

u/Cell_Medium Jan 10 '22

A genuine hol-up

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u/KayJayKay1 Jan 10 '22

I would literally DIE if someone did this to me😍😍😍😍

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u/Blured2062 Jan 10 '22

Based husband

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u/VIRGIN-GOD-X Jan 10 '22

I need to start sleeping with the lights on and a camera man filming me. Seems to be working out for them just fine

1

u/GM160894 Jan 10 '22

Those screams hahahaha.

1

u/Remarkable-Ad-3163 Jan 10 '22

Homemade Gas champer , old but gold

1

u/Neva-u-mind Jan 10 '22

Was all : he gonna choke a B!tch..

Then It was : Oh, hes' torturing her.. OK.

1

u/TheGoldenLion123 Jan 10 '22

I thought he was gonna kiss her or sleep while hugging, but this is so much better

1

u/Severe-Extension-546 Jan 10 '22

Dam. She's a milf

1

u/planet_chuck Jan 10 '22

Who sleeps with the lights on?

1

u/NickBoy52 Jan 10 '22

Okay so did you or did you not try to suffocate your own wife?

1

u/rdrunner_74 Jan 10 '22

Why is the phone shaking?

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u/CarolusPex_ Jan 10 '22

Dutch Oven or just regular choking?

1

u/Kaneki2424 Jan 10 '22

Based on the instant scream and knowing smell dosnt travel that far in that amount of time I'd say he's done this to her before and straight triggered some ptsd

1

u/Darmacco Jan 10 '22

*Life goals

1

u/SnooCalculations1108 Jan 10 '22

Finally an hold up which is actually an hold up

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u/Dinismo Jan 10 '22

Not gonna lie. They had us in the first half

1

u/always_stay_activ3 Jan 10 '22

He got me in the first half

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u/keimo02 Jan 15 '22

Well that looked too real