r/HolUp Dec 18 '21 Silver 20 Helpful 14 Wholesome 18

o_o holup

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u/TheMapleMan01 Dec 18 '21 Wholesome

links to his first tweet would be greatly appreciated... asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

i did a lot of drugs when i was a teenager. i was the guinea pig. people would hand me something and i'd smoke it. only god knows what i was smoking. i probably smoked crack a few times and have no idea. i don't remember

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u/Gorevoid Dec 19 '21

That's how it starts. First some guys handing you a pill. Then when he runs out you're chugging cough syrup. Then when your tolerance gets too high you're learning how to extract the drug out of the cough syrup using household chemicals in your bathroom. I mean....that's what I heard...

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u/drugzarecool Dec 19 '21 Silver Brighten My Day

The worst thing I did was making fake prescriptions to get painkillers, I've done at least a hundred of them, still wonder how I didn't get caught. I could have ruin my life because of that.

Kratom may have saved my life even though I'm still addicted to it.

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u/Gorevoid Dec 19 '21

Yeah I hear ya. I used to go to the same grocery store near my house and just walk out with my robitussin without paying on nothing but sheer druggie confidence time after time and no one ever said anything. I have no idea how they never noticed.

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u/Ganonslayer1 Dec 19 '21

They didnt want to fuck with the a tweaker/crackehad lmao

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u/MindSettOnWinning Dec 19 '21

Most of the time people say "not my job" and let you ruin your own life.

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u/ChromiumV3 Dec 19 '21

How did u do it asking for a friend

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u/drugzarecool Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Well I live in France so it may work differently here. Usually prescriptions are written on a special paper that only doctors have, so you can't fake those. But rarely, dentists and other medical professionals print prescriptions on normal paper. Most of the time, these prescriptions have a barcode that you can't fake, but sometimes, the dentist just sign the prescription instead.

So one day, I managed to get one of those prescriptions from a friend. I scanned it, then I erased the dentist signature and the original medicines that were prescribed on my computer. After that, I would type whichever drugs I wanted on it, print a dozen of them and put my signature on it. This worked in 9 out of 10 drugstores I've went to. I forced myself to never use them in the same drugstore more than twice, so I did it in every drugstores of my city and the ones from the surrounding towns too.

I didn't try to get more protected drugs like morphine because they are never prescribed on such prescriptions (and also dentist don't give you morphine). I would only put codeine or tramadol on it.

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u/Sassafrass17 Dec 19 '21

What's kratom? Yea your a genius if you got away with fake rx lol

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u/ImFatFearMe Dec 19 '21

A guy at my work takes kratom and he is absolutely crazy. I’ve met other kratom users and they seemed great to be around. But the guy at work flips his shit when it’s getting close to his Kratom dose time he is unbearable the whole shift.

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u/dexcunt Dec 19 '21

Not the proudest time in my life

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

But utterly cough free, gotta say. No coughs here.

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u/u_Adi Dec 19 '21

No lungs either.

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u/Butch1212 Dec 19 '21

Don’t remember.

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u/djbrain86 Dec 19 '21

No air either!

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u/Yestromo Dec 19 '21

Upvote for "but utterly" making me think of a "butt uttering", and also the Reading Rainbow theme song.

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u/FoxHolyDelta Dec 19 '21

User name checks out

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u/coenobitae Dec 19 '21

Ahh I remember doing lemon juice DXM isolation as a college freshman... It's a shitty high so my friend and I just moved on to growing psilocybes

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u/pennykie Dec 19 '21 Helpful

This made me sad :( are things better for you now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome

no

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u/zachvv12 Dec 19 '21

Great username tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Thank you

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u/DeadlyDuckSucker Dec 19 '21

Oh you poor soul

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u/MikeOx_Girthy Dec 19 '21

No top butok

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Dec 19 '21

Same, nobody hands me drugs anymore :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Lmao

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u/Dbonecapwn Dec 19 '21

You would know it player

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u/Demonweed Dec 19 '21

Show some respect for your body! You don't want any of that instant microwave crack when you could brew yourself up a nice wholesome batch of charcoal-grilled crack, right?

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u/TheMapleMan01 Dec 19 '21

yea you right, I need to treat myself like the king I am, thanks for the reminder.

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u/LSDIII Dec 19 '21

Why do people turn cocaine into crack? Isn‘t cocaine the better drug or does crack have other „advantages“?

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u/GonzoRouge Dec 19 '21

Crack is way cheaper than cocaine while being just as addictive

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u/MikeOx_Girthy Dec 19 '21

Crack is way more addictive (like ten fold) and intense but shorter high

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Artisanal organic crack

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u/Dekion1 Dec 19 '21

Flame broiled crack

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/TheMapleMan01 Dec 19 '21

aw man that's disappointing. The same friend would like to know if you have any good ways to make crack from scratch

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u/just_speculating Dec 19 '21

Take your scratch and give it to someone in exchange for some crack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

It's that easy folks

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u/InukChinook Dec 19 '21

In fact, it's the fastest way to run out of both crack and scratch.

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u/Eris23_5 Dec 19 '21

At least you'll still have money!

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u/Fluffy-Velociraptor Dec 19 '21

Step 1: Buy Cocaine

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u/Captain_Headshot2 Dec 19 '21

No. If you want to make it from scratch, step one is to buy coca. I hear the shit from the Andes is prime...

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u/lil_denny_do_dinkins Dec 19 '21

First you must invent the universe

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u/SimulatedHumanity Dec 19 '21

7/1 coke soda. Drop in water and heat until the coke melts into an oil. Drop soda until is fizzes. Fold the oil in the water as it cools.

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u/SimulatedHumanity Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

That’s for coke not crack. Master P didn’t check his sources. You need sodium bicarbonate unless you’re going to use ammonia and ether.

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u/holygoat00 Dec 19 '21

this person cracks.

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u/TellMeWhatIneedToKno Dec 19 '21

How you gonna correct this man and not come correct yourself?

All the basers will be lining up for the crack made with ammonia. That's the real secret.

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u/Captain_Sacktap Dec 19 '21

Homemade crack, made from scratch, just like Grandma used to make before she went to prison for murdering Grandpa after he smoked all her crack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/zeppehead Dec 19 '21

Everything tastes better on the stove vs the microwave.

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u/CabbageSalad247 Dec 19 '21

edit jesus fucking christ some of you are stupid. why use reddit if you can't comprehend shit?

You're talking to a group of people who will make a post on reddit asking a question that would be answered if they just googled the title of their own post. You know, morons.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Common clay of the new west

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u/TellMeWhatIneedToKno Dec 19 '21

Water and baking soda in hot water (for ghetto crack). I don't think it's really misleading.

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u/neverquester Dec 19 '21

Wait, you need cocaine to make crack? AWE SHIT, there goes my plans tonight.

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u/NutNoHaeinIt Dec 19 '21

You gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up I don't know the recipe, I'm just sayin'

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u/sheebsinspo Dec 19 '21

spend 30 minutes looking for instructions, you'll find them

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u/jvanzandd Dec 18 '21 Helpful

We need a new YouTube

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u/Thisiscliff Dec 19 '21

Nobody wants to sit through 2 , 15 seconds ads to watch a small clip, sure af not buying their shit premium

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u/thecornucopiaguy69 Dec 19 '21 To The Stars

Bruh look up youtube vanced. You can set up you're youtube account with it and you'll have no ads and be able to turn off the screen and videos still play. The only 2 features anyone even wants even and it's totally free and works perfectly

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u/Thisiscliff Dec 19 '21

Does this work on mobile or just on computer

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u/thecornucopiaguy69 Dec 19 '21

It works on mobile and computer. Only doesn't work on Apple since iPhone don't let you download from anywhere but their version of the appstore. Just Google YouTube vanced and first site is the one you want. Took me only like 3 minutes to set up everything and that was like 2 years ago. Never gone back

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u/TheWillyBandit Dec 19 '21

Apple do, you just have to accept the certificate from the app developer. That or you can sideload the .ipa from Xcode.

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u/thecornucopiaguy69 Dec 19 '21

Knowing that would've helped me out so much years ago lol always thought you just couldn't with apple

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u/aurichio Dec 19 '21

you can and there are youtube clients for iOS that are modded, some of them are really amazing tbh.
But there are restrictions, for a free "developer" account you can only sideload 3 applications at any given time and they will expire in 7 days. To make it a bit simpler there is AltStore/RickPactor/Sideloadly/others
If you have the $99/yr developer account you have zero restrictions and can even sign these apps for your friends devices for free without expiration. It's pretty fucked up but we work our ways around the restrictions.

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u/Eric988 Dec 19 '21

On Apple just download AdGuard and use YouTube on safari.

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u/Kurayamino Dec 19 '21

uBlock Origin if you're on a computer. Which you should be using anyway.

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u/tomokari21 Dec 19 '21

You can watch YouTube with the screen off by default

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u/thecornucopiaguy69 Dec 19 '21

You can? Is that recent? I've been on vanced for years and I'm pretty sure I remember to continue listening to my music the screen always had to be on. Or maybe I'm thinking about switching between apps turned off the music

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u/JeveGreen Dec 19 '21

Pst... You heard about "adblock" and "sponsorblock?" Look 'em up. They're essential for the modern tube.

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u/BoofLeBoof Dec 19 '21

I would if I could express myself freely on the comments. I wouldn't buy any kind of premium subscription but I'd be OK with the ads

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u/Stupid_hurts2 Dec 19 '21

She ain’t wrong… take my $ let me say wtf I want.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I would pay for it if it wasn’t google. They neither need nor deserve my money.

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u/jvanzandd Dec 19 '21

I just want open content

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u/BackwardsLongJump- Dec 19 '21

Damn you get 15 second ads? I get 20 minute ads all the time.

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u/ktsb Dec 19 '21

Youtube vanced

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u/deeznutzareout Dec 19 '21

We need a new Internet.

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u/Slazman999 Dec 19 '21

Welcome to the internet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

We need a new we.

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u/mokopo Dec 19 '21

Be the change you want to see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

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u/zh1K476tt9pq Dec 19 '21

Reddit is planning an IPO, it will only get worse once it's a public company that needs to hit those quarterly targets

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/InvalidEntrance Dec 19 '21

I'm waiting to see if they are dumb enough to close their API

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u/ChadMcRad Dec 19 '21

It's not even "mega corps" control, just dumb Zoomers who know nothing about Internet culture and were raised on Facebook.

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u/schweez Dec 19 '21

Wonder who’s gonna be the biggest Reddit shareholder. Some Chinese megacorp like Tencent maybe?

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u/iVirtue Dec 19 '21

There are a lot of them. They just suck or get taken over by alt-right guys

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u/Boston_Jason Dec 19 '21

And the rest is the Woke. Can’t win either way.

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u/WillDeletOneDay Dec 19 '21

get taken over by alt-right guys

Because everyone else just keeps their asses on Reddit. The alt-right guys takeover because instead of pushing back against that shit, the rest of you either demand it be banned or leave. And once the calls for banning legal but unsavory content begins, it starts those communities down the path of becoming the same shit.

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u/Apt_5 Dec 19 '21

Yep. Instead of digging into why people take certain stances or believe what they do, loud lazy folks just declare certain ideas dangerous and prohibit discussing them. It’s absolutely fucking crazy to me that this is okay with so many people.

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u/carlinwasright Dec 19 '21

I feel like the network effects are hard to overcome. It’s not hard to build another YouTube these days, but it’s always hard to build up the community and the audience

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u/BrotherOland Dec 19 '21

Were gonna need a new reddit soon too.

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u/Sanc7 Dec 19 '21

We need a new Liveleak

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u/Urrn615 Dec 19 '21

Let's all upload to pornhub!!

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u/synthetic_synthia Dec 18 '21

Can he still call a crack bitch crack though?

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u/Norniron10 Dec 19 '21

can he cook fat in the microwave though?

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u/Eris23_5 Dec 19 '21

Can he still call a fat crack bitch a fat crack bitch before cooking her in a microwave though?

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u/Looking4Maria Dec 19 '21

Not on Twitch

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u/StandAblaze1991 Dec 19 '21

Same for YouTube. I remember when mass censorship began like 3-5 year ago. Now they even removed the dislike count. All to protect establishment media channels and corporations.

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u/Rebatu Dec 19 '21

Yeah. A weird world where gambling is the most seen thing on YouTube, we have naked yoga there, but a guy talking about how obesity is a pandemic that has real implications or a guy who has 3 milisec of a copyrighted song is a huge no-no.

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u/moversby Dec 19 '21

Naked yoga? Disgusting! Where exactly?! Which channels would post such horrible content??

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u/Little_DimbXD Dec 19 '21

Or god forbid say anything about corona

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u/HarambeTargaryen Dec 18 '21

This post right here, Officer. He called a woman fat.

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u/Iamlegend_future Dec 18 '21

A fat bitch fat

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u/spicyboi619 Dec 19 '21

somebody call the mods! we've got a hate speach artist over here!

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Dec 18 '21

This is accurate. More concerned about “fat” than “bitch”.

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u/SandyNiki Dec 19 '21

Obese porcupine

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u/hardthumbs Dec 19 '21

I just want a popular website where if you can’t handle people being mean to you, you get banned

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u/IBHomage1286 Dec 19 '21

Old school reddit

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u/DisplayTHEContent madlad Dec 19 '21

4channel

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u/Rebatu Dec 19 '21

Yeah but the site is just filled with degens now

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u/StillTheRick Dec 19 '21

I just got suspended from r/amitheasshole for calling an asshole a Karen. Asshole is ok, but Karen is taking things just a bit too far......lol

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u/schmerpmerp Dec 19 '21

I received a permaban for jokingly referring an AITA mod as a Karen.

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u/Tac0Slayer69 Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

You’re telling me, some guy made a meme about a swolle Arab guy beating women, I said an aistrike is a great equalizer, shit you not got perma banned for “threatening violence”. Appealed and Reddit kept the ban.

As if I had a spare air strike somewhere around my garage

Edit: lol got perma banned again.

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u/incendiaryraven Dec 19 '21

A common tool many redditors no doubt have easy access too

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u/Toxic_and_Edgy Dec 19 '21

I got permabanned on ask reddit for saying that i sexually identify as toxic and edgy

I had no message from mods here for any violation before that

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Cantadulttoday Dec 19 '21

Lol…I got suspended on FB for the same thing…called someone a Karen and got suspended for “bullying.”

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u/Karenomegas Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Tbf, when people stop calling bitches karens will be a decent day for me.

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u/PaleontologistOne64 Dec 19 '21

Microwave crack? You survived the 80’s too? Sometimes you have to save the lighter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Munchingtonalistic Dec 18 '21

Honestly he is right. You can't even swear or shit the levels of censorship is insane thinking about it compared to back then.

Whether it's a good thing or bad thing is another issue.

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u/NDEYSAYshiveryisded Dec 19 '21

Honestly you and him are both wrong. You can definitely call people fat.

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u/BoofLeBoof Dec 19 '21

I have a twitter account that's specifically made just to tell idiots to off their lives and it's still up, don't understand why but I like it

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u/Atomic254 Dec 19 '21

What's the hold up

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 27 '21

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u/Xxfarleyjdxx Dec 19 '21

there never is anymore.

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u/Yaycarrots Dec 19 '21

This subreddit doesn't do hold ups, anymore.. it's just a slightly danker r/funny, now.

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u/PowerandSignal Dec 19 '21

He said "Fat."

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u/ihadi89 Dec 19 '21

Life was good before the cancel culture

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u/PermissionLazy619 Dec 19 '21

I told someone to go choke on a hair ball and was suspended. 😂

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u/BeardCrumbles Dec 19 '21

LOL got chat banned in a game for telling someone I hope you stub your toe.

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u/tendiebater Dec 19 '21

To think that we “have it good” now with something, but we won’t realize until 10 years from now. Enjoy it all y’all

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u/MendydCZ Dec 19 '21

Dystopia

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u/tamspawn Dec 19 '21

Microwave crack is really bad for you. Be careful you use an appropriate container.

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u/guoren- Dec 18 '21

Dudes got a point, but i kinda feel like the 2007-2012 users are becoming the boomers of the internet sort of. There was a lot of bullshit back than even if you could do a lot of shit. Stuff you could buy, trade on forums like craigslist etc was awesome, stupid, dangerous Its kinda still the same now but the mainstream is censured

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u/Munchingtonalistic Dec 18 '21

The mainstream people took over the Internet and made it a self congratulatory social media shit fest

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u/lazypieceofcrap Dec 19 '21

Once I started seeing Facebook and Twitter logos in regular life outside of the internet I knew it was over.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

And now those news stories aren't even outliers. Browsing Twitter and regurgitating it is considered journalism now. Truly sad stuff.

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u/Apt_5 Dec 19 '21

Same with articles citing reddit, first time I saw that I was like holy hell people are taking shit reddit says/does seriously?? Which has been warranted at times, ie gamergate & incels, but I still worry about this site being considered a significant gauge (at least not without some counterpoint consideration). No doubt stupid Buzzfeed helped start it, ripping off posts and blasting them off as articles.

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u/eshinn Dec 19 '21

Hey. Remember when you didn’t have to worry about losing your job for saying what you wanted on the Internet?

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u/Escoliya Dec 19 '21

Basically participation trophy shit fest

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/UFFL Dec 19 '21

Mods being ban-happy really varied by site, too. The Facepunch mods would ban you for looking at your monitor the wrong way, and that was during the mid-2000’s. I still had fun lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/UFFL Dec 19 '21

Yeah you can definitely feel the shift. A combination of Facebook, YouTube, and smart phones all blowing up at around the same time seemed to get the ball rolling. There was a huge divide before - the Wild West and the “super strict” that I mentioned. Even the “super strict” feels like “corporate strict” now, rather than “generic asshole” strict. Your original comment nailed it

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u/Anagoth9 Dec 19 '21

Ban happy mods have always been a thing. It's just that back in the day you had more options of where to go afterwards.

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u/just_fish_ass Dec 19 '21

We're the old west cowboys of the internet missing the days when we could screw our keyboards out on the open range. There was a freedom and wildness to the internet that has been suffocated by online marketing and censorship.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Apt_5 Dec 19 '21

I am feeling you in this thread, and it really rubs me the wrong way that parent comment refers to users who appreciate how things were then as “boomers”; I’m not even fuckin 40 yet but I abhor what the internet & this site have become.

Like so many terms, that one will become meaningless at the hands of these children who think they invented culture. If “boomer” means anti-censorship, then I wholeheartedly embrace the designation.

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u/like_it_daily Dec 19 '21

You want an echo chamber? I give you

r/Femaledatingstrategy

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u/gdstudios Dec 19 '21

I was around in 1997... I guess I'm a world war II veteran

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u/Escoliya Dec 19 '21

Thank you for your...uhh service?

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u/strategyanalyst Dec 19 '21

I was in Delhi and talking folks in Ohio on Yahoo Chess around 1999. It felt unreal that I was able to talk to a stranger so far away! Internet was a wonderful place back then.

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u/Senuf Dec 19 '21

Talking to people from the other side of the world on irc in 1994, in real time, was like science fiction. I remember myself asking them what was it they were seeing through their closest window. Or asking them what series they preferred (Seinfeld and The X FIles were top). Or movies (Tarantino's films were strong on the internet back then, lots of quotes, some pics and .au files). Or music.

It was a wonderful place indeed. Even without videos as a main commodity.

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u/Flobking Dec 19 '21

I was around in 1997... I guess I'm a world war II veteran

1995 here, boxer rebellion veteran. There are websites I used to go to that were insane.

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u/Stevo485 Dec 19 '21

reddit was better then too.

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u/Escoliya Dec 19 '21

And then there's funnyjunk, anyone remember that? Guys??

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Yeah those were really the prime years of internet. Nil, I experienced a lot of scary things on the web as a teen then. Now I look back and I’d worry to death if my own daughters experienced those things.

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u/Rebatu Dec 19 '21

The problem is that they still will. They will sooner be indoctrinated into a cult today than ever before but you cant say fuck on this Christian server.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Yeah you’re right. We’re becoming more and more digital every single day. And there’s no telling what kind of religions and cults will be available to this future generation. I can only hope that my parenting steers them in a good direction and gives them strong discernment.

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u/BoofLeBoof Dec 19 '21

I am the boomer of the internet and I miss those times. 4chan is literally the only place where I can express myself freely and it's sad because there's rarely anything interesting on 4chan anymore

I just want to be able to tell people to kts ffs

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u/ProjectOSM Dec 19 '21

I hate internet culture nowadays, I can't even state my opinion about how Fortnite isn't half bad gameplay wise without getting called "cringe"

Fucking cringe culture man

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u/AccountForGayPorn729 Dec 19 '21

Crack is super easy to make tbh I don’t understand why crackheads don’t just save money by cooking it themselves

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u/CabbageSalad247 Dec 19 '21

That would require them to get their shit together for 5 minutes.

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u/evanft Dec 19 '21

Pre-gen z internet was so much better.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Dec 19 '21

On a similar note Reddit banned FatPeopleHate years ago, and there are obviously reasons why it wasn't a nice sub, but there are a LOT worse subs that the admins have turned a blind eye to for years. IMO the only reason that sub was banned was because it was so big and thus was an issue for advertisers and people reporting on what's happening on Reddit

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u/GerinX Dec 18 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Now, You can’t criticise youtubers who make a living off of criticising video games. That irritates me.

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u/DonaldtrumpV2 Dec 19 '21

Are you referring to SoftDrinkTV?

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u/mustmoe73 Dec 18 '21 Silver Wholesome

Probably because it's false information

Woman classified as overweight when fat percentage in her body is +32%

So you can just call her +32%

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u/NDEYSAYshiveryisded Dec 19 '21

The premise is wrong, you can definitely call people fat.

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u/spitdragon2 Dec 19 '21

thanks, fat

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u/lowkey-MC Dec 19 '21

Okay, he done it. I'mma ban you right now.

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u/Girthquake23 Dec 19 '21

How to make drugs isn’t seen as bad as insulting people now. Drugs won the war on drugs. Breaking bad shows people how to make meth, it ain’t no thang

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u/Cookie_Boy_14 Dec 19 '21

Hes right though, you could jokingly tell a friend of yours you’re gonna murder them and immediately get suspended for it or some shit

I remember when I told McDonalds a simple “fuck you” because they were advertising an NFT, and in like 5 seconds Twitter said my account is gonna be only shown to my followers or some shit because I was apparently promoting violence.

Meanwhile a week before that some cucks were doxxing trans people and nothing at all was happening to them, it took a whole 12 hours to get one of them temporarily suspended

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_ Dec 19 '21

This isn’t even a holup really. It’s just a true thing we all know.

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Dec 19 '21

Cooking crack isn't hard but never seen it done in the microwave

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u/tossitdropit Dec 19 '21

I might be wrong but I think the microwave method is when you use ammonia as a base. The final product is a much more pure cocaine freebase, whereas the common method using baking soda always produces a less pure product with leftover soda

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u/Amphibionomus Dec 19 '21

This guy cracks.

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u/terrabotta Dec 19 '21

Reddit about to go through the same thing with an ipo

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u/ImmaZoni Dec 19 '21

same with YouTube, I watched a video of two methheada cooking "Gatorade shaker meth" pretty through instructions gotta hand it to em...

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u/McMetas Dec 19 '21

Makes me miss the good old days of the internet before corporations took it over, anyone remember the airhumping Stormtrooper on Youtube? Good times.

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u/Cell_Medium Dec 19 '21

Hope Reddit doesn't become that, this app still keeps it real kinda

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u/N3ko00 Dec 19 '21

I kiss on her forehead might make her day

But an anal might make her hole weak

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u/CanadianWorker99 Dec 19 '21

That’s because our freedom of speech and opinion is slowly being stripped away from us.

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