r/HolUp 10d ago

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u/CodeNovaBtw 10d ago

Ricky has looked the same for like 10 years. great job tbh

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/HourScientist_0_0 10d ago

Hey have we got ricky here?

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u/FindingFindings 10d ago

Lmaooooo Ricky would have just said “fuck you too”

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 10d ago

You’re on Reddit, you wouldn’t even go outside

Source: Me

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u/WhittyWhippy 10d ago

Upvote for solid source.

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u/deepfriedtots 10d ago

Upvote for your upvote

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u/Electrical-Appeal-49 10d ago

Upvote for upvoting the upvote

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u/stiangglanda 10d ago

Can't argue with that

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/ZephyrUltimate 10d ago

Thanks chief

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u/Woooshifhappy 10d ago

Hot staff. Well I guess there's me gone. I ain't got a job, nor am I hot

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u/Scout_wheezeing 9d ago

He is a ageless classic

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u/QoqNoUs31751 10d ago

You mean sex but i want a hug ...

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u/Independent_Ad6385 10d ago

Take my virtual hug, my dear

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u/QoqNoUs31751 10d ago

This feels good . Thanks

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u/LostTeleporter 10d ago

SLPT: While wearing a hoodie, if you pull your arms inside of the sleeves and grab the arms from the inside of the hoodie and pull real hard, it feels like someone is hugging you. Uhm.. my friend showed me that.

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u/DarthWeenus 10d ago

If you stand still and don't move I'll run over and hugs 🤗

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u/Consistent_Field 10d ago

Does it really though? Kind of just makes it even more sad

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u/ngodon 10d ago

... with boobs press against my chest...

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u/SpicymeLLoN madlad 10d ago

I mean, I'd take just the hug if I'm being honest....but yeah...booba too pls, as a side bonus.

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u/ambisinister_gecko 10d ago

Front bonus

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u/SpicymeLLoN madlad 10d ago

Touché

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u/mooseislooose 10d ago

and alslo Vagner pls

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u/HahaTrolllol 10d ago

I don't wish to be horny anymore.

I just want to be happy.

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u/d-346ds 10d ago

sometimes all we want is a cuddle and friends…

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u/GoldenScrotum00 10d ago

Did the navigator die?

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u/Exotic_Cheetah4540 10d ago edited 10d ago

Damien Daumas crashes out during Rallye Lyon Charbonnieres 2009. Bothco-driver and driver were injured, luckily both are recovering well…

Edit: Sorry, this was just info from when it just happened. No idea about their wellbeing today.

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u/pepsman 10d ago

Well 13 years of recovering might be a bit long

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u/Spiritual_Seat3376 10d ago

12 actually, so it is totally possible they still recivering

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u/beefinbed 10d ago

I'm still recovering from being born.

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u/GodSpeakToFish 10d ago

Have a kid so you can take out all emotions on them.

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u/lonewolf19-14 10d ago

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u/chryseusAquila 10d ago

Bruh are kids just curse charms?

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder 10d ago

This is why a 53 y/o me never had kids. This world isn’t as pretty as many delusional people make it out to be.

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u/LividLager 10d ago

Existence is pain. Ice cream is adequate compensation.

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u/Creative-Historian-9 10d ago

Damn son that's deep, deeper than I went into ur mom last night

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u/Dr_fish 10d ago

The terminal disease of life.

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u/AlwaysBlamesCanada 10d ago

I’m still recivering from that typo

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u/a_crusty_old_man 10d ago

We’ll kick them out of bed before the year is over so they only get 12, that’ll be adequate.

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u/GoldenScrotum00 10d ago

Awesome! That’s good to hear. Cheers for telling me mate.

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u/IAmARobot 10d ago

slightly related, I found out the original person who edited and put the Samir You're Breaking The Car video on the net got jailed for the cybercrime of posting that video

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u/Nanjingrad 10d ago

Thanks for the context I love the video and had no idea!

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 10d ago

That's honestly a wild af story. Like you posted a funny video, but it negatively impacted someone's life pretty badly.

So you get arrested. In the US your likely be open to a civil suit but I doubt it'd be criminal charges, though I must admit large ignorance to the penal system where Samir and Vivek are.

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u/skepsis420 10d ago

There would be no civil suit that would fly in the US for this, and there certaintly is nothing even remotely criminal here.

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u/ClarenceTheClam 10d ago

Yeah whilst I sympathise with the negative consequences the drivers faced from the video, the idea of getting thrown in jail for it is absolutely wild.

He literally just cut parts from an existing video that one of the drivers uploaded themselves. You can't even argue that doing so took anything out of context, it's just highlighting the 'funny' parts of an existing clip.

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u/Atom_Exe 10d ago

What the hell

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u/misterreeeeeee 10d ago

In a normal car i would assume so but a roll cage might stop you from non blunt force stuff (sorry if i sound completely wrong)

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u/user_whatevs 10d ago

No, Ricky's body is made to withstand car crashes

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u/Reasonable_Motor8490 10d ago
  1. How did you get in my car I’m doing 70 on the freeway

  2. Why did you get in my car

  3. Get out of my car

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u/itsmarciibitch 10d ago
  1. I have discovered the secret to teleporting
  2. I have to warn you about...
  3. Okay sure if you don't want the warning I guess.

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u/Reasonable_Motor8490 10d ago

Wait tell me the warning first

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u/itsmarciibitch 10d ago

On Aug 26, 2029 Approx. 8:52am... just don't push the button.

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u/cluelesstater23 10d ago

I’m setting a timer for this

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u/Reasonable_Motor8490 10d ago

Tell me how to teleport please

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u/dudesbeindudes 10d ago edited 10d ago

He yanked the wheel left but the car was making a right turn. I think this video may be fake

Edit: I can't believe I have to explain this, but it's a joke. Loving the Cars references tho

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u/Max_Kevin 10d ago

“Remember to steer to the left to go right”

-Doc from cars

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u/millionreddit617 10d ago

Yeah that was just the Scandinavian flick, it cut before he made the opposite lock correction to maintain the drift.

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u/_Dague_ 10d ago

Scandinavian flick? Is that a sex move or an art house movie?

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u/millionreddit617 10d ago

Both of those, it’s beautiful to watch and kind of erotic.

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u/noneeduselesss 10d ago

“Turn Right to go left”

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u/finalremix 10d ago

The car was already oversteering, so he was turning into the slide. Duh.

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u/Thossi99 10d ago

Oh no that's just cause the video in the car is mirrored caused they used the front facing cam. The video is real.

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u/hellotherehomogay 10d ago edited 8d ago

Nothing with the pedantic nerds of Reddit “goes without saying”.

The sky is blue. well ahkshually

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u/throwaway235479 10d ago

Sometimes you gotta turn left to go right

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 10d ago

I can't believe I have to explain this

I can.

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u/domoon 10d ago

it's recorded by tiktok on the phone's front camera so high chance its mirrored.

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u/Terrible_Sector5580 10d ago

Ricky is the absolute omega alpha sigma and whatnot male the lord of all chads

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u/shadowblaze25mc 10d ago

Maybe even includes Delta and Gamma?

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u/BrokeDownPalac3 10d ago

Everything but beta

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u/austinenator 10d ago

alpha gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 10d ago

Ricky’s dick is so big, it has an elbow.

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u/sterile_spermwhale__ 10d ago

He is the only true anti-simp on this goddamn planet

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u/KungFluIsolation madlad 10d ago

Without trying to be mean, but factual... He likely has a very hard time with dating / smashing so that glimmer of 'maybe she might like me if....' isn't present in him for the majority of women making him immune to simping. That being said he seems like fkn hilarious dude and I hope he finds someone who won't be bothered by his physical condition (and not driven by clout).

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u/TacoNacho 10d ago

He ate a cookie from his ass

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u/PacoTreez 10d ago

He was too busy thinking that he could so he never stopped to think if he should

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u/Usidore_ 10d ago

I know I'm not on the same level as Ricky but I can kinda relate as a guy with achondroplastic dwarfism, making me disproportionate and 4ft tall. My love life has been non-existant for 27yrs but I'm also not that fussed about it and really enjoy my life. I really appreciate every connection I have with people and just have a good time. If anything else happens, that would be a nice bonus, but I'm not holding my breath.

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u/BandoBear 10d ago

What an amazingly positive outlook on life! You sound like someone who really has a good perspective.

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u/ComposerImpossible64 10d ago edited 10d ago

that stinks man. glad you're able to focus on the good things and realize life is still a gift that all inanimate objects are envious of.

you see that scene in game of thrones where peter dinklage's character has to argue his own innocence in court or something?

that scene just slays me because for a brief moment you know that's no longer the character talking, it's dinklage himself.

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u/Cx420p 10d ago

Naw it's literally written in the books

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u/MexGrow 10d ago

I have way more meaningful connections with my friends than I've had with partners. Society really wants to make you think that if you're single then you're somehow in the wrong.

I think more people need to learn being with themselves before deciding to dive into a long term relationship.

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u/WatzUpzPeepz 10d ago

I would like to add that one of typical prejudices towards disabled people consists of an assumption/stereotype of asexuality (I know this isn’t what you were saying, but it could be interpreted as such). Which is certainly not always the case.

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u/jesuslover69420 10d ago

Wonder if he’d date someone with his condition…

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u/prelegal_alien 10d ago

Imagine the evil that would be unleashed

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u/u8eR 10d ago

From their progeny?

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u/averagedickdude 10d ago

And Canadian!

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u/HowardPheonix 10d ago

I managed to be an anti-simp in two easy steps:

  1. I hate people

  2. I treat women equally

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u/MissMaylin 10d ago

I don't see why you got down votes here. Hating people is OK. 👀

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u/HowardPheonix 10d ago

Either they hate me back or women having equal rights.

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u/CaptainPrestedge 10d ago

Yiu motherfucker! I nearly died choking on this blunt! Wtf? Wtf?

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u/HourScientist_0_0 10d ago

Mission failed, Agent 47.

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u/strangerthingsbehind 10d ago

Hey! everyone! this guy smokes weed!

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u/CharlieluvsWaitress 10d ago

Nobody cares Sean....

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u/gtmustang 10d ago edited 10d ago

So she's actually a Russian girl who's facing backlash for saying she thinks black people are "ugly" and referred to them as racial slur. Her apology was just trying to make up an excuse about it being a bad translation.. but it wasn't.

Article

Edit: wtf Reddit. Your responses are horny and cringe

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u/YoBaldHeadedMomma 10d ago

Damn that’s crazy… Would still hit tho

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u/Ink2Think 10d ago

I don't remember the comedian but someone said: The best thing about dating a racist is that you can basically do anything you want (lie, cheat, steal their dog) without feeling bad about it afterwards.

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u/RandomNumber99 10d ago

Way to win the moral high ground!

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u/character-name 10d ago

That's a Grudge Fuck. Be rough, be dirty, be selfish.

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u/Gilga_ 10d ago

What is this trash article. If you (author) have to write about it, at least hire a translator on fiverr and provide the actual translation.

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u/goodoverlord 10d ago

Don't want to defend her, but I have found the video. She's definitely not the brightest star in the sky, but she didn't use "racial slur". "Негр" in Russian is just a word for a black person without any negative connotation.

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u/z_fi 10d ago

lol "backlash" .. do you follow tik tok thot celebrity news? :-)

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u/ThisIsARobot 10d ago

I don't even know wtf is wrong with me. Why did I click that article and read the majority of it? I don't give a shit about any of this. I had to stop once I came to that realization.

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u/z_fi 10d ago

The sad thing is now the internet knows you are interested in tik tok thot racial drama and you're going to be shown more and more content like this for the following year, slowly your world view will shift, and you'll be consumed by this, and eventually you'll start paying for OnlyFans content

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u/Porsche_deRacy 10d ago

I was hoping for some nudes of said woman.

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u/pavelpavlovich 10d ago

The part about ugly is true, the part about the “slur” is not.

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u/SuddenlysHitler 10d ago

She's hot.

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u/The_Clarence 10d ago

Apparently only on the surface.

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u/LetsMakeThisAkward 10d ago

But that's all I care about.

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u/The_Clarence 10d ago

Well hopefully you are the right shade

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u/LetsMakeThisAkward 10d ago

I'm a morbidly obese middle aged ugly dude. It doesn't matter what shade I am.

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u/CadillacG 10d ago

So you provide shade?

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u/shayed154 10d ago

Unless they're Irish white

Then it's more like the moon reflecting light

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u/Lysander1077 10d ago

User name checks out lmfao Well played

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u/FluffyTrainz 10d ago

.... username fits?

Sorry dude.

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u/Regular_Wallaby 10d ago

You can still get angry on the internet and join the alt-right club.

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u/LetsMakeThisAkward 10d ago

But I'm too lazy to be angry.

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u/Deathbysnusnubooboo 10d ago

I wanna shag her butt not her soul

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u/XanLV 10d ago

I dunno, with the third base it goes deeper than that.

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder 10d ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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u/ComplexTechnical1297 10d ago

Don’t forget, racism is the oppression of peoples, not thinking they’re ugly. You’re allowed to think anyone in the world is unattractive.

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u/Psy_Kik 10d ago

Well duh...you could have just left it at she's russian. Most racist place in the world except for maybe china.

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u/ButtholeApe69 10d ago

Russia has like 50 000 Afro Russians. I bet she hasn't even seen black people in real life unless she travels to other countries. It is pretty easy to understand her ignorant opinions if she is not in an environment where she is exposed to different cultures.

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u/gutsyfrito 10d ago

Never gets old

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u/Adolf_Diddler 10d ago

Just like Ricky

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u/Successful_Border_75 10d ago

Ricky:if i gotta be cripple, you do too bitch!

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u/Kamyelle 10d ago

Lmao !!! Who is she tho?

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u/tschertel 10d ago

That's the golden question!!!

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 10d ago

She's dead

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u/T_The_worsT_BS 10d ago

Where is her tomb? Just for... scientific research!

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u/HourScientist_0_0 10d ago

Bro the pussy isn't even there.

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u/KitchenLoose6552 10d ago

They probobly took it before buried her ,(f-for scientific reason)

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u/HourScientist_0_0 10d ago

Damn there sure are passionate scientists roaming about.

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u/jterpi 10d ago

Gynecologists and stuff

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u/ifuckdeadbodies 10d ago

just some curiosities for sake of science

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u/pavlov_the_dog 10d ago

Let me know if her condition changes

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u/thelumiquantostory 10d ago

That's a man he's called Ricky Berwick

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u/gtmustang 10d ago

She's a Russian girl who's facing backlash for saying she thinks black people are "ugly" and referred to them as racial slur. Her apology was just trying to make up an excuse about it being a bad translation.. but it wasn't.

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u/Bombkirby 10d ago

I see why he crashed the car

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u/baconnaire 10d ago

It's almost as if she thinks she's the only person on the planet who speaks Russian and no one can dispute her claim lol.

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u/eviltrollagainstlibs 10d ago

Damn, that’s real shitty of her. I need to know if she’ll sleep with me before I can judge her tho.

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u/CaydeDeservedIt 10d ago

Eh -2 points for racism so she went from a 10/10 to a 8/10. Would still fuck.

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u/domoon 10d ago

nothing a little bit of duct tape couldnt fix. can't speak racist shit if cant speak anymore

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u/PostReplyKarmaRepeat 10d ago

Apparently this girl is SUPER racist and after blowing up on TikTok for being hot, she went on a tour and said some really nasty things about black people.

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u/Boob_cheese_ 10d ago

Is this what the kids are calling attractive these days? I mean I get that she has big boobs but I couldn't even spot her in a lineup if she took off all that makeup. Maybe I'm too gay to understand.

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u/CanIGetAFeeling 10d ago

“I only date those who are cripple” Well about that…

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u/BDOPeaceInChaos 10d ago

So....smash?

👍

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u/Panda_Kabob 10d ago

I don't even get the first part of the video. What's the point? I don't get what it's supposed to be about? Am I a boomer now? Has it finally started?

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u/cjsv7657 10d ago

A few months ago I asked someone and they explained it to me! This is "thirst trapping". Basically a social media post where you try to look attractive and get more interactions.

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u/Admitimpediments 10d ago

Not OP but thanks! This was helpful.

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u/Panda_Kabob 10d ago

Op here, this is some deep lore man. What a rabbit hole.

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u/Lazy-Chemistry-5476 10d ago

She was trynna seduce I guess. Ig she wanted replies like they gonna fuck her or something

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u/AggravatingQuantity2 10d ago

And the funny part is that he intentionally smushed her against a tree?

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u/Back4TallBois 10d ago edited 10d ago

Shit man how bad do people like her think we are? Think we'd get excited by your ass just lazily sitting in a car and looking our way? Fuck that's vapid like damn girl, you're not that pretty and constantly trying to prove it says things about your personality, get over yourself.

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u/Redditaccount6274 10d ago

Buddy. She makes a better living doing this cringe shit than you and I put together. A fool and his money are easily parted. This chick targets fools.

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u/Lemoncoco 10d ago

You new to the internet?

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u/Jeffinnit 10d ago

Isn’t she the same girl who said she hates black people and everywhere she goes she sees ugly black people, something like that

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u/ComposerImpossible64 10d ago

russians are so racist it's astounding

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u/Dan_the_Marksman 10d ago

i've never been on tiktok do people like the girl upload these things unironically or specifically so other people collaborate and make funny memes?!

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u/kapiteinkippepoot 10d ago

She's just whoring for attention. Show some cleavage and let the likes and comments role in.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Nope there a ton of vapid dumb people on Tik-Tok that do that whole thing "if I was in the room with you and couldn't say no what would you do" the guys do it, the girls do it and it's all horrible and frankly extremely rapey vibes and makes me want to eat a bullet

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u/MafiaMommaBruno 10d ago

That girl is r/13or30 so good call.

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u/KumquatHaderach 10d ago

If anyone needs to see more of that hot piece of ass: r/RickyBerwick.

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u/SubstantialAgency2 10d ago

That.....was......hilarious!

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u/Traditional_Fox_247 10d ago

Well first of all. Why is she in my car. Second of all, when did I get a car and WHY AM I DRIVING IT?????!!!!!

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u/Yod- 10d ago

Does he wants to smash her?

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u/Jessikaasterline 10d ago

I went into urn mom last night

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u/Serinatchard 10d ago

I hope he finds someone who won't be bothered by his physical condition

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u/OMG2Reddit 10d ago

Took "smash" to another level.

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u/True_Professional_12 10d ago

He likely has a very hard time with dating / smashing so that glimmer of 'maybe she might like me if

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u/Agreeable_Leather_37 10d ago

This world isn’t as pretty as many delusional people make it out to be.

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u/lightning_godess 10d ago

Ricky’s got his priorities straight

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u/Kappa_n0 10d ago

thank you for this

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u/I-dont-like-pizza 10d ago

jesus Ricky chill

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u/dramaticfool 10d ago

This is what I would do personally

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u/MeMakeDaHaHa 10d ago

Not gonna lie, Ricky makes me laugh.

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u/Kenilwort 10d ago

Looks like they smashed

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u/JazzPhobic 10d ago

"What will you do?"

Wake up, like always.

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u/infinitemusings 10d ago

Made my week. Ricky Berwick 😂

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u/pigmanbadger 10d ago

Hahaha I fucking love Ricky, he's the best

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u/MuppetCrusader 10d ago

BEGONE THOT