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Guy puts finger in mans ass during fight

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u/blakkbyrd187 May 27 '22 • Helpful

Checked his oil

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u/rhwsapfwhtfop May 27 '22

I smelled that comment

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u/InflationOk300 May 27 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/intheyear3001 May 27 '22

I think that dude watched too many pitbull attack videos.

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u/kosky95 May 27 '22

Free prostate check

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u/MightyMarf May 27 '22

That's unhygienic.

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u/UglyDogg25 May 27 '22

To say the least.

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u/RevolutionaryLuck506 May 27 '22

To say the yeast

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u/UglyDogg25 May 27 '22

This comment made me screech.

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 May 27 '22

I think my ears need some bleach

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u/jl11_4 May 27 '22

To save the yeast

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u/pacificin67 May 27 '22

for both parties

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u/shockmaster5000 May 27 '22

I don’t recall that move in jiu jitsu class?

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u/Duckhead- May 27 '22

It's only legal for brown belts.

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u/Prize_Suspicious May 27 '22

I believe this is poo jitsu

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u/Scanputmeaway May 27 '22

Underrated comment👆🏻

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u/General_Relation6047 May 27 '22

Ah, yes. The good ole suprise finger in the butt

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u/sexy_starfish May 27 '22

Stick it in his ass and twist!

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u/ApprehensiveAdagio46 May 27 '22

Much preferred to the ol' surprise crusty big toe in the mouf!

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u/Echoplex99 May 27 '22

The best was the "aight, Imma head out" right after

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u/SuicidaI_Bunny May 27 '22

Hit him with the ole 2 in the stink.

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u/ne1469r May 27 '22

hell of a finishing move

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u/Donkeybrother May 27 '22

That's Assault and Buggery !

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u/ayri_fiki May 27 '22

Indeed it was ass-ult

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u/LordSlonnng May 27 '22

I love a good cheeKy pun

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u/organicwilly May 27 '22

Assault and buttery

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u/Dogpeppers May 27 '22

No courtesy lick?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

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u/Neat_Ad_4544 May 27 '22

He was just checking the temperature

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u/Historical-Dot9492 May 27 '22

Or searching for the reset button.

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u/Gale-Boetticher6353 May 27 '22

Beat the shit out of somebody: I sleep

Stick a finger in an ass: Rape!

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u/FuManBoobs May 27 '22

A very strict door search policy.

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u/Tazia_Rae May 27 '22

Not rape, but it is sexual assault. There’s also no reason for him to have been assaulted in that way. Truly disgusting.

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u/ILikeSpicyFood1 May 27 '22

It is rape actually.

If he did it to a woman it would be

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u/Tazia_Rae May 27 '22

No it wouldn’t. As someone who’s been raped and dealt with the police and legal terms, it’s not. Fucked up, but not rape.

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u/Glass_Memories May 27 '22

It depends on the legal definition where you live. Where I live any unwanted penetration is considered rape, whether it be by a penis, finger, object, etc.

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u/shamrocksmash May 27 '22

Unwanted penetration. Thats rape dawg

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u/gred77 May 27 '22

UFIA was a term way back when I used to frequent FARK.

Unsolicited finger in the anus

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u/31i731 May 27 '22

Relax mate, it looked fun as fuck 💀

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

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u/Moosje May 27 '22

Erm with context this isn’t funny though?

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u/GuruBuddz May 27 '22

If you popsicle your opponent, its an immediate win.. I guess one might call it a popsicle knockout

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u/this_1s_4_TEDBUNDY May 27 '22

This is how babies are made

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u/wmgh May 27 '22

you don't know shit actually

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u/RandyHoward May 27 '22

That guy's finger knows shit

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u/Kepotica May 27 '22

Rape allegations are not to be sniffed at...

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u/GuruBuddz May 27 '22

Relax, this is called a french handshake

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u/wiwi2021 May 27 '22

thats not a fair fight

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u/DankDoodh May 27 '22

I agree, fights aren't supposed to go like

"Yeah!! let's beat this son of a b-...... Oh wait! that's a nice ass lemme get piece of it"

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u/TahiniInMyVeins May 27 '22

Agree, should have been march 10 paces and then they each have an opportunity to jam a finger in each others’ assholes, best man wins

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

It's only fair if the guy who was being beaten tried to rape one of those two ladies.

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u/chopfon May 27 '22

Why TF would anyone do that?

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u/calabazookita May 27 '22

The entire country asked the same question when that fight was on the news.

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u/Darkrain0629 May 27 '22

Smell of victory man. Why aren't more people doing it?

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u/DepartureFluffy3570 May 27 '22

I don't think that is from the "Boardwalk Bully Fighters Handbook"!

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u/Borp5150 May 27 '22

That dirty bastard didn’t even lick his finger first.

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u/MagicalMoosicorn May 27 '22

Now that he stuck a finger in his ass it will do poison damage when he attacks.

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u/irishmickguard May 27 '22

So he sexually assaults him

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u/Rankscar May 27 '22

Yeah, you can see them hitting him too!!

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u/TeaTimeTripper May 27 '22

You’re right, still I have to ask the question if and why this was sexual to anyone. Was there any sexual pleasure or an attempt to? Would be putting a finger in someone’s mouth be the same? If not, why? Some people get off by kicking the shit out of someone, what about that?

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u/feeldathrust May 27 '22

Freddy got fingered

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u/ItR3allyD03sntMatter May 27 '22

I believe the one that stuck their finger up that man's ass is a woman.

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u/Prod315AG May 27 '22

It's finger lickin' good.

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u/Special-Caregiver209 May 27 '22

Health care in Mexico is quite different, quite a funny looking prostate exam 🤔🤔🤔

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u/ApprehensiveAdagio46 May 27 '22

Massage is different in South America. This is Unhappy Ending!

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u/Professional_Ad8069 May 27 '22

Cold finger of justice.

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u/Stunning_Cookie_1973 May 27 '22

This legit happened to me once except it was the fella I was fightings mrs, he was also trying to bite my finger off. It was a mess

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u/calabazookita May 27 '22

I'd like to hear more about this story please

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u/anoymus_123456 May 27 '22

Someone has been looking for, waiting for, an excuse to do this

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u/Yummers78 May 27 '22

WHATEVER WORKS !!!

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u/Historical-Issue1939 May 27 '22

Man got violated

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u/Transaktion May 27 '22

It’s a Chinese COVID test.

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u/distilled_burger May 27 '22

duck...duck...GOOSE!

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u/CawthornCokeOrgyClub May 27 '22

You know that guy is off camera sniffing his finger. Fucking weirdo

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u/Crazykillerguy May 27 '22

Butt, did he smell it after?

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u/ApprehensiveAdagio46 May 27 '22

This! OP needs to update this post, top minds want to know! I'll start cross-referencing news sites and social media immediately, my team of top notch investigative journalists are on it! We may have found our first lead...

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u/Alarmed_Ad_1048 May 27 '22

guy better not smell his fingers until he washes his hands

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u/Budmanes May 27 '22

Pink eye from the brown eye

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u/StarFuzzy May 27 '22

Wtf that’s so weird

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u/pacificin67 May 27 '22

He's just gone to fetch his lube

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u/Swimming_Coat4177 May 27 '22

Someone told him this is how you establish dominance. In prison, probably. In society, not so much

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u/LTlurkerFTredditor May 27 '22

whoa... that was... inventive. Well, maybe he got the idea from the urban myth about doing that to a raging pitbull to make it stop biting.

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u/Interesting_Sale_415 May 27 '22

I'm pretty sure the one doing the finger in the ass is a woman 👩 😂😂😂

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u/ticlemente May 28 '22

Actually, is a woman

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u/RogerParadox May 27 '22

That “guy” looks like a lesbian to me.

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u/calabazookita May 27 '22

They identify as a dildx, please be respectful /s

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u/MissQueen00 May 27 '22

I'm pretty sure that's a woman 😂 but that's just nasty , I bet she smelled her finger after 🤣🤣🤣

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u/imaginelosin2me May 27 '22

Kakashi energy .....

If you know ...u know

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u/thrashaholic_poolboy May 27 '22

Please NSFW. This is awful.

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u/mosesdagoatt May 27 '22

sexual assualt moment

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u/Known_Door4726 May 27 '22

That’s sexual assault

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u/Anotherotherbrother May 27 '22

This is a sexual assault

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u/lovesickjones May 27 '22

wtf 😂😂😂😂👆🏽

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u/1234567ATEUP May 27 '22

The fact they dont even think to follow him, clearly indicates alien devils due to some creatures that form thresholds. Like when someone kisses their hand and touches the door frame before entering their own home.

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u/Naniiiiponaniii May 27 '22

Booty is more important than water and life

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u/Then-Signal-4713 May 27 '22

these guys gotta be French

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u/ucw0rld May 27 '22

Man, stay away from that guy if u every see him. More importantly don't allow him to make his finishing move....

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u/No_Interaction_4925 May 27 '22

Just checking for the micro gun

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u/80ld May 27 '22

He checked his oil! Randy-style.

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u/-The-Red-Boi- May 27 '22

“Grab his dick and twist it!”

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u/BugabuseMe May 27 '22

Dude unlocked the special move with the combo of punches

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u/bloodknife92 May 27 '22

He did a Hopoate!

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u/Urkylurker May 27 '22

Sniff test

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u/InfiniteFreshness May 27 '22

A true knuckle buster in the flesh

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u/flesh-mob May 27 '22

Thousand years of death all right

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u/Skully_Lover May 27 '22

Jose wouldn't see the protagonist for his prostate exam. Wife took matters into or with her own hands/ finger.

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u/snowman762x39 May 27 '22

He’s taking the ass whooping no problem, until 👆

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u/Lucky-Telephone7880 May 27 '22

Aaaaaand then he sniffed his finger. 😂💀

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u/Xenomorph_v1 May 27 '22

Get your hand off my penis asshole?

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u/Khiiizo May 27 '22

Probably put the finger in his mouth right after.

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u/Xenoscion May 27 '22

Brown finger, why do you smell so good?

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u/mumz_the_word May 27 '22

Ah yes the good ol Hoppa

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u/Ambitious-Race-5561 May 27 '22

He was just checking his temperature 🌡️

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u/heyyythereeeeee May 27 '22

"Got him with the right hook" has a new meaning now

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u/Alternative-Ad8955 May 27 '22

His check engine light was on

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u/iamnekkid May 27 '22

what would someone need to do to experience this?

asking for a friend

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u/gramslamx May 27 '22

Stopped hitting him after he found out he has prostate cancer

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u/nezukotanjiro150 May 27 '22

remind of a south park episode

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u/Fraulo May 27 '22

GADDAFI!

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u/dpm44m May 27 '22

Lol! I don’t think that was a guy with the finger.

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u/AcceptableBuddy9 May 27 '22

A good ol' surprise prostate exam!

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u/Ok-Ad-6639 May 27 '22

Was just checking to see if he was done yet

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u/AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d May 27 '22

Was this in Turkey by any chance?

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u/Darthsidi0us66 May 27 '22

@conversationsouth911

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u/yeiwanthegwaidanv1 May 27 '22

it was at "THAT" moment he knew he had to go

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u/thepawnshoprules May 27 '22

Did he lick it off his finger?

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u/Evil_Spider_Queen May 27 '22

Thats one way to stop a fight

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u/torylan3z May 27 '22

Es un violador de mierda

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u/SaleAccomplished2142 May 27 '22

I think this belongs in r/fightporn

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u/InflationOk300 May 27 '22

That's Crappy 😂😂

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u/lunchbreak2021 May 27 '22

Kashi sensei did it. Is this not okay now?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

FINISH HIM!!! 👉🏾🍑

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u/InflationOk300 May 27 '22

Shitty Bill 🤢

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u/Creativer_mensch May 27 '22

Ass-sassinated

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u/this_many_things May 27 '22

The butt punch has failed, okay, discombobulate.

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u/SnooEagles575 May 27 '22

Did he grab a free snicker bar

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u/Confusedconscious21 May 27 '22

This is not the first time. Look at how he is punching.

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u/Turbulent_Truck2030 May 27 '22

Then they all sniffed his finger and laughed.

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u/B0ogi3m4n May 27 '22

The O’l “whoopsie” tactic

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u/ThisYogurtcloset3315 May 27 '22

He wanted to feel the depth

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u/rodfantana May 27 '22

Holy shit he done it like it was muscle memory

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u/XenElixer May 27 '22

He was trying to stop the fight with 1000 year of death jutsu

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u/JDangle20 May 27 '22

Only looked like he went 1 knuckle deep. 🧐

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u/garytabasco May 27 '22

Pretty sure that was a woman.

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u/JarredRomeo1 May 27 '22

The ole butt plug trick 🍑☝🏼

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u/Scanputmeaway May 27 '22

The Shocker, we were taught that in wrestling

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u/HiTolerance May 27 '22

He later got pink eye

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u/mr_nutas May 27 '22

Poor guy… or lucky guy….

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u/EduardoTheYeti May 27 '22

I needed a good laugh